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[soggyoyster]

While taking out frustration in the swimming pool, I flip-turned a little too quickly, whacked my leg against the side of the pool, threw myself off balance, hit my head on the tile wall, bit my lip, and got my hair stuck in the lane divider.

FUCK IT ALL.

Comments

[pistonbballfan]

That totally sucks. You should wear a swim cap to prevent the hair stuck thing.

[tilmydyingday]

I second that.
And then bring in a picture of you in a swim cap!
(This is Miranda, by the way.)

[soggyoyster]

I have pictures, I guess, from high school of me in a swimming cap, and I'm almost buff in them! I should blow one up and frame it.

[soggyoyster]

My swim cap split in half and I'm too cheap to replace it! But what about you and that whole severed, dangling off, arm thing? Now THAT sounds a little painful, and maybe I exaggerated just a bit, but OUCH.

[sarah_lynn22]

That's the most brutal flip turn I've ever heard of. And no, I still can't do them well haha

[soggyoyster]

SISTER! It's pathetic, but flip turns have turned into something I bribe myself with. "Okay, if you do ALL of your flip turns, you can cut this set five minutes short so you're home in time for 'Scrubs.'"

[xsivboi]

I think you could sell this scene, it has some real comedic potential.

Or maybe it just has 'america's funniest videos' written all over it!

[soggyoyster]

Now that I think about it...

I should strap my camera to myself and do it again. I think it would be far more entertaining than many of the short films that I saw this year at the ELF...I could walk away with a prize at next year's festival!