While running down the list of places Megan went on her NYC trip, I had a thought ( Read more... )

SO ( Read more... )

Jake, you may be the only person to appreciate this, because I don't know of anyone else who actually looks at GFY ( Read more... )

Saturday morning breakfast is turning into somewhat of a tradition, which is fine by me. Tragically, Toast was closed due to the Dream Cruise. This was doubly upsetting because I had come up with a fool proof system to circumventing the ridiculous event and drowning our Dream Cruise irritations and sorrows in syrup and coffee ( Read more... )

One day the world will see it my way. I'll be dead by then, but it will happen, and my dead self will smile.

Until then, I'm FUCKING SCOWLING 'TIL THE COWS COME HOME.

My friends are such divas:

"I've downloaded three Madonna ringtones and I am letting him choose which one he wants to be associated with...I'm guessing a little 'Holiday,' but you never know." - His Name Shall Not Be Disclosed

Oh what a weekend ( Read more... )

If the reports are true about how crazy Mel Gibson has become, I am officially ELATED.

I've wanted people to loathe him for so long, and only now are they jumping on the bandwagon.

After waking up, going to the gym, getting a lovely coffee, blahblahblah, I am still irritated with one guy. It really isn't important why, but what broke me out of this funk ( Read more... )

My pension fund has improved by $.48 since my last update. I'm feeling tears of joy...