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[soggypastry]

[The feed opens to the snickering of a Haunter, before the sounds of flesh on flesh start up. Is Lightning sparring with Leon again? Probably---that's not Leon. That's Ven. Ven groaning and grunting in pain, actually.]

Spread your legs, Ven. [Another momentary pause, and Lightning sighs.] Wider. You need to be able to---good. Keep them like that

Comments

[video]

[usedroar]

[ ...good grief. Thankfully, Leon knows better than to assume it's what it sounds like. ]

Training's started, huh?

[video]

[soggypastry]

[Good grief and bad Fang. And horrible luck for Light.]

For the time being, yeah. They've got a lot to learn.

[video]

[usedroar]

Looks like you've got your work cut out for you.

[ Not that he doubts you can handle it. ]

[video]

[soggypastry]

Fang's more trouble than they are. Ven listens when I tell him something.

[And that lack of doubt is sorely appreciated, deep down.]

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[trollsikebukuro]

My my... how easy to misinterpret.

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[soggypastry]

[Well aware of that, thank you.] I noticed.

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[trollsikebukuro]

[But pointing the obvious is a dick move fun!] It's really quite fortunate that wasn't the case. There are children here, after all.

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[soggypastry]

[Fun for the one pointing it out. Not the one receiving it.] Children who wouldn't have found out what this was.

[video]

[notjustsunshine]

Ah...Lightning? What are you doing? [Because ...what the heck is going on?] I know, you're having a slapping fight!

[video]

[soggypastry]

[Have a headshake, Vanille.] Self-defense training. Teaching someone to brace their weight to avoid getting knocked down.

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[notjustsunshine]

Someone doesn't have self defense training? I wonder what kind of world he lives in...

[video]

[soggypastry]

One that's a lot more peaceful than ours. He knows how to fight, but that's the end of it.