Thirty-four Battles

[sohappyforyou]

The truth is, I'm not very good at grocery shopping. I get distracted on the way to the market by tiny fluffy faces and cute purrs and adorable hops. Instead of milk and eggs, I came home with these babies:

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[so_very_greedy]

...That is pretty cute.

[sohappyforyou]

Aren't they? Who could say no to a face like that?

[so_very_greedy]

If anyone asks, I didn't say that.

[sohappyforyou]

So you want me to lie because you now seem even the tiniest bit human? You must be insane.

[darklilprincess]

Oooh~ But they're adorable, Atora-san~~ and one's a rabbit, just like me!

[sohappyforyou]

Yes. But I think he might be a bit chubbier than you. And he doesn't talk.

[darklilprincess]

Ah~ That's only natural I suppose. He isn't from Meriland after all...

But oh, you must have a name in mind for these cute little darlings, ne?

[sohappyforyou]

No, no names yet. I tried naming the cats Frick and Frack and the rabbit Winston, but I don't think they like it.

[warped_inside]

So cute!

We should arrange a playdate for them with Ellington!

[sohappyforyou]

Ellington? Who's that?

[warped_inside]

He's the blue star baby squid-alien I'm playing nanny for. Captain John threw him out the window and he got lost in the sewers for a couple days, but we found him yesterday and he's doing very well. He's just adorable.

...

I swear I haven't even had any coffee yet today.

[sohappyforyou]

You kept one of those nasty, slimy things?

And what with people and throwing other people's pets out the window? Where are the animal rights people? My god.

[theotokos]

Cute.

[sohappyforyou]

Yep, yep!

[theotokos]

You're the type that scoops up animals fairly quickly, aren't you.

[sohappyforyou]

You sound like you have a problem with that.

[orphanedpuppy]

Th-they're so cute! C-can I grab a b-ball and play with them?

[sohappyforyou]

As long as you're gentle with them. Don't play too rough now.

[orphanedpuppy]

I promise, I'll be real gentle, Miss Atora.