Thirty-six Battles
Lady. You know Mommy loves you very much, right? And that I only want the best for you?
Well, this having so many kids needs to stop. I'm too young to be a grandmother to so many. I've even lost count! So I think it's time for a refresh in The Talk. The same one I gave you when you first got your period.
I understand sex feels good. I know it does. But it senseless to just be opening your legs to every man out there. I thought I gave you morals!
Nevermind that. I think I need to show you about birth control.
You can use condoms. They help not only prevent another pregnancy that you can't afford, but nasty diseases such as the one where your vagina gets dry and and crackly and then you get this horrible discharge that contains all types of bodily fluid like blood and snot and it hurts. You don't want that do you?
I didn't think so.
But in case you're still feeling brave and stupid, there's also the pill. You have to take them everyday at the same time, so maybe it's better you try one of these things. I think you have to put it inside yourself every time you have sex, though.
What doesn't work, and I'm sure you tried it and ended up with Tamaki as a result, is the withdrawal method. Bad idea. Very bad idea. You were born that way too, you know. So listen to Mommy. She knows that the best prevention is abstinence. It's really not that bad, sweetie.
[ooc: Not a SRS BSNS STD. XD]
Well, this having so many kids needs to stop. I'm too young to be a grandmother to so many. I've even lost count! So I think it's time for a refresh in The Talk. The same one I gave you when you first got your period.
I understand sex feels good. I know it does. But it senseless to just be opening your legs to every man out there. I thought I gave you morals!
Nevermind that. I think I need to show you about birth control.
You can use condoms. They help not only prevent another pregnancy that you can't afford, but nasty diseases such as the one where your vagina gets dry and and crackly and then you get this horrible discharge that contains all types of bodily fluid like blood and snot and it hurts. You don't want that do you?
I didn't think so.
But in case you're still feeling brave and stupid, there's also the pill. You have to take them everyday at the same time, so maybe it's better you try one of these things. I think you have to put it inside yourself every time you have sex, though.
What doesn't work, and I'm sure you tried it and ended up with Tamaki as a result, is the withdrawal method. Bad idea. Very bad idea. You were born that way too, you know. So listen to Mommy. She knows that the best prevention is abstinence. It's really not that bad, sweetie.
[ooc: Not a SRS BSNS STD. XD]