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i'm sitting in the computer lab, and some muffin crumbs just fell out of the ruffle in my skirt (well, dress). last night i bought some sun chips from a vending machine, and the machine gave me two bags. nice! i ate a two lunchables yesterday, one for breakfast and one for dinner. free from old man swollen jaw middleton! disgusting, but novel. i ( Read more... )

does anyone here in toronto have a couch that they'd let me sleep on at least half of the week, for a month? i could pay you some $$$. i am small and can keep quiet, if need be.

i will wash all of your dishes!

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