http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050408/ap_on_re_us/wendy_s_finger

no shit.

most hilarious candy:


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i do believe in chocolate

ATTN: FRIENDS OF JACOB W. SULLIVAN It has recently come to my attention that our dear friend Jake may not be able to afford a ticket to see The Mars Volta because the state of Rhode Island thinks that he should give it a bunch of money for parking in a spot which was most likely horribly marked in the first place. Parking tickets suck, The Mars ( Read more... )

i think at this time next year ill be living in california or maybe seattle
national student exchange.
i feel like if i say something publicly about it ill be better at making myself do it
so here ya go, a public entry.

"In 1990, a 17 1/2-pound lobster named Mimi died just days after being flown to a restaurant in Detroit. Last year, a 14-pound lobster named Hercules that was rescued by a Washington state middle school class died before it could be released off the coast of Maine."

i think ill move to pakistan...

"In 2002, another village council near Multan ordered a woman gang-raped as punishment for her brother's sexual relations with another woman."

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in first grade i wrote
"i hate you"
on a valentine that i gave to a girl in my class.

she cried
i was 'spoken to'

i still think its lame.

"By the way, what's up with trios that expand to quartets onstage but pretend the other member doesn't exist? At least the camera operators didn't completely ignore the mysterious fourth member on guitar."

( ya, seriously. )

"We haven't made it to Oz yet," Behrenfeld said, who recently left NASA. "But today we are announcing we have found the Yellow Brick Road."

that guy MUST be awesome.