Talking to your boyfriend on MSN after he's been out drinking to celebrate the end of his shitty, shitty job at Suncorp is possibly the most amusing thing ever.

More amusing is that he could spell inebriated but basically nothing else.

Oh Jack, I haven't talked to you in years except briefly on facebook a few months ago.

But fuck we were inseparable in primary school. Well, until grade 3 when the girl/boy germs phenomena set in.

I can't believe you're gone.

I go through some serious bouts of self-loathing ( Read more... )

I do believe, right now, I'm redder than the Communist Party.

Damn you sunburn.

So it's a been a while methinks ( Read more... )

OMG OMG OMG

Chuff passed his police fitness test yesterday! :D

8.0 when he needed 7.8 - w00t XD

I'm so proud. All his hard work has paid off ^_^

In other news I went to Eagle Farm yesterday for the races and then hit the Casino. Not a bad day/night, cept the my feet hate me. A lot. Copious amounts of blisters.

Study? 0.

So everyone's had a lot to say lately.

For those of you having a rough time of it - I love you. Things aren't meant to be easy for the best of us unfortunately. It just blows when all of the most stressful events seem to collide at once.

What have I got to say?

( Last Week )

So I'm feeling fat and insecure about my future ( Read more... )

So other than procrastinating on crack, here's how I feel at the moment:

( Lyricy Goodness )

I wish I was more on the ball.

I missed out on The Butterfly Effect tickets.

Gay.