Fic: Five Messages Sent While on Shore Leave (Star Trek, K/S-ish, G)
Title: Five Messages Sent While on Shore Leave
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock-ish
Rating: G
Wordcount: 300
Notes: 5 Things/Epistolary fic for pez_gurl, with thanks to ocelotspots and everyone on Twitter for the encouragement and the crazy. <3
Summary: If you were here, I would share my peanut butter balls with you.
PODFIC VERSION: HERE read by sly_hostetter
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hey spock. how's the colony? anything interesting happening? next time we get extended shore leave, remind me how boring iowa is.
-jim
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Hey Spock. Look, I'm capitalizing! So now you don't have to be all snippy about it. And don't tell me you weren't, because you totally were. I have no idea what all that stuff about ecosystems meant, but I'm glad you're having fun. Or whatever you Vulcans have instead of fun. (That was a joke.)
Iowa is still boring. The bars are not as interesting as I remember. 1 week, 3 days until we get our ship back.
-Jim
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Hey Spock. How's things? Iowa continues to be boring. I'm not leaving the house until shore leave is up. People keep trying to convince me to marry their daughters. I guess saving the world means I don't have an 'attitude problem' anymore?
Mom has taken up baking. I think she's trying to get us to 'bond' or 'communicate' or something. She made peanut butter cookies, but they wound up ball-shaped instead of cookie-shaped. They taste good, though. Do Vulcans even eat peanut butter?
6 days to go.
-Jim
PS- Do you think Chekov's grandmother will send kulich again?
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Hey Spock. I didn't ask if you knew, I asked if you thought she might. It's hypothetical.
If you were here, I would share my peanut butter balls with you. But you're not, so I guess I'll just save you some. 4 days left. Do you think that's enough time to learn to juggle hyposprays? Bones' birthday is coming up...
-Jim
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Hey Spock. The juggling isn't his gift, it's the entertainment. Don't worry, there's a nice bottle of illegal alcohol with his name on it.
Guess you'll be catching a shuttle soon, right? You owe me a chess game when we get back.
Can't wait to see you. Shore leave sucks.
-Jim
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Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock-ish
Rating: G
Wordcount: 300
Notes: 5 Things/Epistolary fic for pez_gurl, with thanks to ocelotspots and everyone on Twitter for the encouragement and the crazy. <3
Summary: If you were here, I would share my peanut butter balls with you.
PODFIC VERSION: HERE read by sly_hostetter
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hey spock. how's the colony? anything interesting happening? next time we get extended shore leave, remind me how boring iowa is.
-jim
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Hey Spock. Look, I'm capitalizing! So now you don't have to be all snippy about it. And don't tell me you weren't, because you totally were. I have no idea what all that stuff about ecosystems meant, but I'm glad you're having fun. Or whatever you Vulcans have instead of fun. (That was a joke.)
Iowa is still boring. The bars are not as interesting as I remember. 1 week, 3 days until we get our ship back.
-Jim
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Hey Spock. How's things? Iowa continues to be boring. I'm not leaving the house until shore leave is up. People keep trying to convince me to marry their daughters. I guess saving the world means I don't have an 'attitude problem' anymore?
Mom has taken up baking. I think she's trying to get us to 'bond' or 'communicate' or something. She made peanut butter cookies, but they wound up ball-shaped instead of cookie-shaped. They taste good, though. Do Vulcans even eat peanut butter?
6 days to go.
-Jim
PS- Do you think Chekov's grandmother will send kulich again?
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Hey Spock. I didn't ask if you knew, I asked if you thought she might. It's hypothetical.
If you were here, I would share my peanut butter balls with you. But you're not, so I guess I'll just save you some. 4 days left. Do you think that's enough time to learn to juggle hyposprays? Bones' birthday is coming up...
-Jim
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Hey Spock. The juggling isn't his gift, it's the entertainment. Don't worry, there's a nice bottle of illegal alcohol with his name on it.
Guess you'll be catching a shuttle soon, right? You owe me a chess game when we get back.
Can't wait to see you. Shore leave sucks.
-Jim
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