Even though I was borrowing a quote from Tommy Lee, I beg to differ. Sex is fleeting, whereas music is everlasting. You can enjoy music even in your old age, and you'll never need medication to do that. And when sex is not an option for whatever reason, music is there to comfort you. It's not a cardinal sin to pay good money for music (it's also a lot cheaper - where else could you get aural pleasure for the price of a CD single. It's desease free - no rubber headphone needed. With music you can always rewind and come again. You don't have to talk to a piece of vinyl after. Come to think of it you don't have to talk to a piece of vinyl before either. Music will never cheat on you. You can listen to music and do the ironing at the same time. It's not the size: it's the quality of your record collection that counts. Music lasts longer: average length of a single these days, three minutes and forty three seconds. Let's not even talk about the availability of twelve inchers. And damn, it's a lot easier to find, innit?
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Sex is fleeting, whereas music is everlasting.
You can enjoy music even in your old age, and you'll never need medication to do that.
And when sex is not an option for whatever reason, music is there to comfort you.
It's not a cardinal sin to pay good money for music (it's also a lot cheaper - where else could you get aural pleasure for the price of a CD single.
It's desease free - no rubber headphone needed.
With music you can always rewind and come again.
You don't have to talk to a piece of vinyl after.
Come to think of it you don't have to talk to a piece of vinyl before either.
Music will never cheat on you.
You can listen to music and do the ironing at the same time.
It's not the size: it's the quality of your record collection that counts.
Music lasts longer: average length of a single these days, three minutes and forty three seconds.
Let's not even talk about the availability of twelve inchers.
And damn, it's a lot easier to find, innit?
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