St. Pat's

[solarmus]

Happy St. Patrick's Day all, and to help you, read this before any of the heavy drinking you'll do:

BEER DRINKING TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

SYMPTOM
CAUSE
CORRECTIVE ACTION

Feet cold and wet
Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

Feet warm and wet
Improper Bladder Control
Stand next to nearest dog,

Comments

[hollow_01]

As a non-drinking, non-Catholic, Irish kid, I tip my hat to you.

[bdeakin]

I've been thinking about what to say about this all time, but instead I will just say: Awesome.