Going to hell

[solderini]

I don't blame myself for this. Rather, I blame mad_and_crazy, because he is a horrible, horrible enabler even though I doubt he remembers enabling me on this. Oh, and devilfish5150, because I can (and should)! Completely OOC, crack pairings, the hell was I thinking. Hell, why am I posting it? Because exam stress kills my self-preservation instincts. Oh, right, it's

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[sporkbotic]

... oh my GOD

[solderini]

...yeah, that just about sums it up.

[sporkbotic]

OH MY GOD YOUR ICON

[solderini]

Give God my regards, I'm cleaning Satan's toilet.

[mad_and_crazy]

... remind me what I did to deserve this?

[solderini]

Hey, I distinctly remember you encouraging me to write this. And even if I'm hallucinating that, you cheered me on for "Maternal Rival." And you also picked Lee/Kimimaro for me to write that one time. I'd say you deserve it plenty.

[mad_and_crazy]

I don't think I *ever* encouraged you to write SakuTsu with Lee watching and masturbating furiously, other than in my general portrayal of Lee as a barely supressed raging pervert in the OMG Naruto days. (And dear god, I've slept with too much of this fandom since then. But that is an aside.)

Still, maybe I did. I remember the Lee/Kimimaro, though. That was a GOOD idea.

[solderini]

I it was over AIM, a very long time ago. Hey, at least he wasn't whacking it against his forehead! And hey, I think OOC Lee is good reason to write horrible OOC fic. In fact, pretend it occurs in the OMG universe, and it all makes sense, really!

...you do realize I screamed in horror when I saw what you assigned me?

[gsyh]

*bow chika bow wow wow*

0_o ....

*is dead*

[solderini]

...yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah. I maintain my belief that any pairing can be done well. This is not it.

[airairo]

I.. I..

....O_O

[solderini]

Yeah, maybe I'm a little hypocritical being afraid of PoT fandom. I've already destroyed Naruto beyond recognition.

[airairo]

Actually, Tsunade/Sakura is a pairing that I sekritly like... but but but.. LEE XD

[solderini]

Don't worry, I won't tell. XD

It's sad. Whenever I write a Sakura pairing, Lee has to be involved somewhere. Like, I tried to write SakuIno once, and it ended up being an Ino/Saku/Lee three-way relationship. He's like an unintentional stalker.

[caerfree]

You are insane... Definitely insane.

[solderini]

I bet you're reconsidering that beta offer now.

[solderini]

Hey, I may be insane, but at least I do not have a squid-octopus thing going down on a woman as one of my icons XD