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[soldierbee]

So correct me if I'm wrong, but someone around here must know where I can get some energon, right?

The high-grade stuff. ...or low-grade, but I'd rather not have to clean myself out first thing in the morning.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... The bar usually has it. That is where Ratchet and I always got ours.

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[soldierbee]

Yeah? Is it good?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Works well enough. Nothing to clog your systems... which is unfortunate for me.

[Fun Fact: Ironhide likes bad energon.]

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[soldierbee]

You're so weird.

Come with me!

[brittlenerves]

[Xanth sees Ironhide helped you out, so he's got a question of his own!]

S--So... what is e-energon?

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[soldierbee]

It's a fuel source for my species. Depending on how it's filtered or treated, it can work as an energy drink, alcohol or a blood transfusion. It's very multi-purpose.

[brittlenerves]

Uh-- y-you don't, uh, need it for th... the blood thing, d--do you?

[Here's hoping!]

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[soldierbee]

Oh no, no. I'm fine, I just wanted a drink; I haven't had energon in a long time.

[chopshopgoddess]

Clean yourself out? Maybe you should drink some, give me something to practice on.

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[soldierbee]

But it sits all weird in my systems. I can't handle the low-grade stuff.

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[chopshopgoddess]

Hm...

What's...the equivalent? Like, cheap whiskey or vodka? [Because OH MAN she has been there. Trent and his ability to look old and buy only the cheap stuff. Jerk.]

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[soldierbee]

I guess really, really cheap whiskey. Though it's more like putting dirty gasoline into a car than anything.

I'm a little bit spoiled.