i am so engrossed in just staring at my honors tassel..

[soleil_glorieux]

card from emily today!

(outside:)

Advanced Word Problem for Graduates

If a dog and a rabbit both travel on land at the speed of light divided by the number of hairs on their respective bodies, but the dog sheds 23% of its fur during shedding season whereas the rabbit loses only 19%, yet the rabbit normally has only .394 times the number of hairs

Comments

[xclorothx]

The rabbit would win.

[soleil_glorieux]

no, you're wrong. the dog would win. GAWSH.

[xclorothx]

No the bunny rabbit!

[soleil_glorieux]

didn't i make a higher grade in math than you?! wouldn't i know?! don't you trust me?!

..gawsh, cory. i mean, geez, man. obviously you think i'm lying to you. the dog would obviously win. obviously.

[doctor_of_love]

You're both wrong. What you're forgetting is that when a dog and a rabbit both travel on land at the speed of light divided by the number of hairs on their respective bodies, it opens a gateway to another world, and summons forth a dragon, who would travel twice as fast as either of them, after setting them both ablaze, and win the race.

It's a trick question, see?

[soleil_glorieux]

oh, that's right. i forgot about the dragon.

what about the philosopher? does he survive?