Nobody rails on Ricky when he makes one sentence posts.

I think I'm going to cry

Did I mention

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Irony:

Your grandmother falls down the stairs and breaks her hip on the way to see your production of "The Man Who Came to Dinner."

Oh my God. This is just what I need. What a week.

Wow, the big 1-8!!! CRAZY!

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!! 24 IS AMAZING!!!!

YAY! IM IN ROME! AND IT FRICKIN ROCKS!!!

What would you do with ten dollars?

Since I am half Jewish, I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a

Mer Chris

FUCK!

How do you express love materially?????

I need something special... something unique...something that will show just how much I care.

THIS IS SO DAMNED HARD!!!