this past weekend some close friends and i went out to "our" bar, returned to my house with goodies for the evening ( Read more... )

A teacher asked her class "What do you want out of life"?
A little girl in the back raised her hand and said "All I want out of life is four animals".
The teacher asked "really and what four animals would that be"?
The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it".

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are you fucking kidding me?

click: "THE GOOD WIFE'S GUIDE"

no thanks.

friends only