mental health break

[solipsiae]

Comments

[marlo]

HOLY SHIT

GENIUS!!!!!

[ludickid]

I get discounts on everything
The percent is usually two or three
Deep down inside I feel real keen
Amazing bargains tempting me

Now that these shoes are through with me
I'm heading down to Armani
There isn't too much left, I see
Maybe there's something in the back now

Hold my breath as I ask the clerk
Oh, please, kid, help me

Back in my car, it cost too much
Plus it was last year's style and such
I'm looking forward to Gucci
Their stylists really seem to understand me

Ate at this place called Bistro Oui
I'm like a real celebrity
My car's a new Audi Q3
Cut this punk off behind me

Hold my breath as I pass a cop
Oh, please don't ticket me

[solipsiae]

I could not have hoped for a comment this good!

[huongstar]

Did you hear the "leaked" new album? LOLOLOL. The joke is on us - all the songs are about God!

[solipsiae]

YOU'RE KIDDING.

[huongstar]

I think TJ has an extra copy. Iz giv et 2 u.

[nico]

omg, priceless.

[thejessecougar]

Wow. That made my day.