Secret Santa 2010

[solipsismmortal]

HELLO MY DARLING SANTA

Thank you for doing a thing. ♥ I love things. If you have questions or comments, please let me know here. \o\

~Love~
Raphael/Naoto Shirogane/Robin Sena/Saïx/Claire Stanfield

Comments

I.

[anonymous]

"So what's Christmas like in Heaven?" Axel asks, lounging at Raphael's desk and idly going through his desk drawers. He finds a rather nice pen and starts playing with-Raphael makes a mental note to check Axel's pockets before the Nobody leaves tonight.

(If he leaves tonight.". . . nothing special," says Raphael, raking his hair back from his face with one hand and sighing. "It's a human celebration, after all. The perspective is a little different up there

[healingcock]

YOU WHORE I LOVE YOU OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THANK YOU SO MUCH ♥ ♥ ♥

II.

[anonymous]

Saïx tried very hard, and very pointedly, to avoid everybody and everything that had anything even remotely to do with Christmas. He hated every last inch of glitter-clad wonderment, from the tips of that disgusting kissing weed down to the irritating, saccharine smiles plastered on peoples' faces, as if this particular time of year gave them some sort of excuse to be happy. As if it made everything somehow alright.

The only tolerable thing about the entire mess was the occasional dumping of "atmospheric weather," which was delicious schadenfreude at its finest as Saïx pictured Axel's complete and utter misery.

And so, the last thing he expected when he returned to-wherever it was he had been currently making his home-was said Obnoxious Irritating Everpresent Backstabbing Traitor Redhead (etc) sitting on his bed, wearing an idiotic hat (it clashed with his hair!) and propping his feet up on a small pile of parcels. As if he had some sort of right to be there! As if Saïx would be happy to see him! As if he had wanted

[the_flames_ex]

dfjgkl;fdlkjghkglf;dsdkgjnhjdlfgkhjkl;k I AM SHRIEKING WITH LAUGHTER JSYK

STOP BEING ANONYMOUS I NEED TO CLUB YOU STAB YOU LOVE YOU EVISCERATE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU

III.

[anonymous]

It's dark and cramped and uncomfortable, and Isa really, truly, honestly doesn't know how or why he allows Lea to talk him into these things.

"This is foolish," he says, for about the fifth time in the past hour, and Lea shushes him quite thoroughly.

"It is not!" he protests, moving a little to get comfortable and driving his elbow into Isa's side in the process. "I know for sure, alright? I heard, on this one world, there's a whole town just dedicated to Christmas! And Santa really lives there! So he's got to be real." His voice is hardly going above a loud whisper, but he sounds so genuinely, thoroughly excited that Isa groans a little, inwardly, and resigns himself to at least another hour of putting up with this for Lea's sake.

"You are an idiot," he says, though, allowing himself the admonishment. "Even if that is true-and where did you hear such a thing, in any case?-even if that were true, why would he leave his world and come to ours

[the_flames_ex]

i am crying oh my godddddddddddddddddddddd

[the_flames_ex]

DID YOU TIE YOUR CAT'S LEGS TOGETHER AGAIN

IV.

[anonymous]

Claire Stanfield loved Christmas. He loved how jolly everyone was, how very trusting even total strangers became at the sight of a red hat and a couple bells. Why, the entire concept was immensely entertaining-the premise, not so interesting, perhaps, but goodness, was the execution not just the most gosh darned beautiful thing?

The trouble was, however, that he really had trouble finding people that appreciated the sheer beauty and pure unadulterated joy of the holiday season just as much as Claire Stanfield (A.K.A. Vino, A.K.A. Rail Tracer, A.K.A. Santa's #1 Helper) did.

However."Amaaaaaaazing!" the blond woman exclaimed, clapping her hands together and spinning around so excitedly that she slipped a little on a patch of ice and went pitching quite elegantly into the waiting arms of her Most Esteemed and Equally Cheerful Compatriot. "What a brilliant idea, Isaac

Re: IV.

[solipsismmortal]

CLAIRE STANFIELD LOVES CHRISTMAS

[solipsismmortal]

MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS YOU LITTLE--!!! I LOVE YOU SFM

♥

[solipsismmortal]

Also hilariously the reason I haven't written a Tristan and Robin drabble myself is because I can't write Tristan to save my life