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Christmas List 2011

Dec 24, 2011 02:15

Claire Stanfield/Vino got gifts for ( Read more... )

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derepathy December 24 2011, 07:27:27 UTC

detailsssssssssssssssss

solipsismmortal December 24 2011, 07:48:27 UTC

A set of tools (care/polish/sharpening) for Yuki's sword, and a new deck of playing cards that are clearly circa 1920s (with instructions on how to cheat at poker). SOMEONE WAS FEELING NICE.

derepathy December 24 2011, 08:13:34 UTC

Yuki is going to end up the most excellent cheat 'v' instructions plus telepathy can't go wrong

and because answering here is easier than making my own meme shh shh:

YUKI IS GETTING CLAIRE LEGOS. there's a set for an old-timey steam engine, a set for a modern high-speed passenger train, and an electric track to run them on.

plus a note saying that if claire gets bored, yuki will put it together for him.

solipsismmortal December 24 2011, 08:16:53 UTC

omg legos HE WILL HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THEM

mafiortuity December 24 2011, 07:29:34 UTC

dare I ask?

solipsismmortal December 24 2011, 07:31:55 UTC

Yours was actually the first gift I came up with out of like 80 people, truths.

Luck's gift is a new suede fedora (brown), a shiny new hunting knife, and Fuuma. Bow optional.

mafiortuity December 24 2011, 07:33:30 UTC

BOW UNNECESSARY THANK YOU BROTHER are we going to try out my new knife on me (unsure) you also owe me a new suit for the one you ruined during 4th wall

solipsismmortal December 24 2011, 07:36:12 UTC

Of course we're going to try it out on you, don't ask stupid questions! And the fedora is my replacement for what I ruined at fourth wall.

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flamingmana December 24 2011, 07:31:26 UTC

so is there going to be a severed horse head in my bed come christmas morn?

solipsismmortal December 24 2011, 07:38:36 UTC

No but there will be a basket of cookies and biscuits and candy canes and fucking FESTIVE shit sitting at the foot of your bed when you wake up Christmas morning. Somehow all your doors and windows will still be locked and there will be no signs of entry.

8')

flamingmana December 24 2011, 07:49:12 UTC

TEARS 4 YEARS

doctorquincy December 24 2011, 07:40:07 UTC

. . . :|a

solipsismmortal December 24 2011, 08:00:33 UTC

Fuuma gets a silver flask (engraved with the image of a raven) that's already filled with moonshine, along with... well. MANHATTAN. Can I put a bow on you '-'

Chane gets a super romantic picnic on top of the Empire State Building at like 11pm for New Year's ♥ and a diamond studded bracelet with a hidden snap on it that makes all the diamonds on it grow inch-long spikes. So that you can slice up whoever you're killing when you swipe at them with your knives extra!

doctorquincy December 24 2011, 08:27:02 UTC

SURE. GO FOR IT.

C-Claire is the most romantic.

solipsismmortal December 24 2011, 08:28:20 UTC

I'm being thoughtful!!

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thedandymancan December 24 2011, 08:16:29 UTC

Is it a horse head in his bed?

solipsismmortal December 24 2011, 08:21:03 UTC

GOSH, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY PEOPLE WOULD EXPECT ME TO DO THAT

George gets two gifts: The entirety of his studio decked out with Christmas lights (no sign of forced entry, all doors and windows locked) with a very traditional Season's Greetings card on his work station (unsigned) along with a lint roller for pet hair on clothes.

Happy goddamn Christmas, Georgie.

thedandymancan December 24 2011, 08:24:16 UTC

You are the creepiest creeper ever.

George got you a hat, that he made. He made you a classy ass hat. It will wind up with you. No card. Cuz George doesn't admit to being a nice guy ever.

solipsismmortal December 24 2011, 08:27:43 UTC

It's okay, Claire will know who it's from. AND HE'LL WEAR IT AROUND YOU. SO THAT YOU KNOW HE KNOWS.

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