Your hair needs something. Like maybe some dandruff shampoo? Also! Style it with rubber bands with little bushels on different zones on your head. It would look hip. I'm completely serious.
Sleep technology. That's like trying to explain how an airplane flies, kiddo: it can't be done.
Get yourself a real job, like phone-sex operator, or dick-sucking. I hear there's good money in that.
Hehe, no, but really, that sleep technology place would be so much fun! If only you could develop a machine that would allow you to enter someone's dream while they were sleeping and fight them in an epic space battle... Or convince them to have sex with you in a safe "dream" environment... I would pay you fifty bucks for such a device, and the opportunities to test it. I swear, you'd be crazy not to accept this offer! I can already tell you are going to be a great sleep supervisor with me as your sidekick.
I want to show you this episode of The Kingdom, a Swedish dark comedy sitcom set in this haunted hospital. It's about this sleep center, and the woman running it is extremely attractive, and yadda yadda yadda, it's funny as hell.
But then again, you hate stuff with subtitles, so maybe not. =/
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Aaron's Mom: Um *crashing sounds* Hello
Ryan: Hello?
Aaron's Mom: *loud blowing into phone sound* Hello?
Ryan: Hello?
Aaron's Mom: Oh hi, Ryan?
Ryan: Yea, um is Aaron home?
Aaron's Mom: Yeah hold on on. AARON?!!! PICK UP THE PHONE AARON!!!.........AARON?!!!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!! *Crashing sound* Hello? *Blowing into phone sound* Hello?
Ryan: Yeah Hello?
Aaron's Mom: Aaron's asleep.
Ryan: Still? Allright damn. Could you tell him Ryan called?
Aaron's Mom: Huhm. *Crashing sound* *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Allrighty then, I guess I'll try again later.
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Get yourself a real job, like phone-sex operator, or dick-sucking. I hear there's good money in that.
Hehe, no, but really, that sleep technology place would be so much fun! If only you could develop a machine that would allow you to enter someone's dream while they were sleeping and fight them in an epic space battle... Or convince them to have sex with you in a safe "dream" environment... I would pay you fifty bucks for such a device, and the opportunities to test it. I swear, you'd be crazy not to accept this offer! I can already tell you are going to be a great sleep supervisor with me as your sidekick.
I want to show you this episode of The Kingdom, a Swedish dark comedy sitcom set in this haunted hospital. It's about this sleep center, and the woman running it is extremely attractive, and yadda yadda yadda, it's funny as hell.
But then again, you hate stuff with subtitles, so maybe not. =/
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