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My Cat
I have a cat and the cat has no name. We call her kitty. -
LJ
I still have a live journal and want to make an update... That was my update. -
Same as MySpace
I sit here once again completely bored and when I get this way I usually start browsing the internet for updates on a few sites I frequent (i.e WM3.org, Wikipedia, and various musical artists). Somehow along the way I got distracted and wanted to read the Constitution, so I googled it. Paying particular attention to the phrasing of the ninth ( Read more... ) -
Reading
I don't know why but I always enjoy going back through my old journals. This time I went through and opened up all the stuff I had set to private. There werent many but there were a few. Anywho it is now time to go watch court tv -
23 weeks ago eh?
I suppose it is time to post being 23 weeks from an update and all...
This WILL be inspiring....
This WILL be motivational...
This WILL do nothing more then shock the fabric of your being...
I bring you... THIS POST!!!! -
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Cuz you can dance if you want
You can leave your friends behind
You can dance
You can Dance
Everybody take off your pants
YAAAAAAAY!!!! -
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And out of nowhere we have post. This post will mention Chuck Norris, David Hasselhoff, and the original cast from the hit TV show Three's Company....
Come and knock on my door.... This post will be a blast...
Hoorah for silly things.
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I Have Cheeseburgers in My Pants
I went to work today and thought that Jell-O would be nice, but I entered the building and things went pink. Through the pink I could see a Twinkie glistening and golden it looked grand. Turning my head to the left I found myself in a field with the pink fading away. My thoughts still on the Majestic Twinkie, I turned and realized ( Read more... ) -
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My lovely girlfriend said something that has given me great insight into the way the world operates. Her statement was simply this "Have you ever seen an unhappy retard.". That got me thinking, NO, I have never seen an unhappy retard. That thought lead me to this question "Why are they so happy?", so I pondered. Finally it hit me retards are a ( Read more... )