I think you should read the fine print in the admissions requirements:
1. The applicant must own more than one pair of Birkenstocks, with grey socks of thickness at least 5 mm. 2. The applicant must cease all hair-washing from the time of application to convocation. 3. The applicant must realize he/she is attending school in Vermont. (VERMONT!) 4. If female, the applicant must discard all razors before attending school. 5. The applicant must own at least one album of each of Sarah McLaughlin and Sarah Harmer and the complete discography of Bob Dylan.
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1. The applicant must own more than one pair of Birkenstocks, with grey socks of thickness at least 5 mm.
2. The applicant must cease all hair-washing from the time of application to convocation.
3. The applicant must realize he/she is attending school in Vermont. (VERMONT!)
4. If female, the applicant must discard all razors before attending school.
5. The applicant must own at least one album of each of Sarah McLaughlin and Sarah Harmer and the complete discography of Bob Dylan.
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