Pardon?

[sollyman1217]

I would now like to ask the creator of the universe one simple question.

Comments

[dougglendower]

The creator was thinking that on the day before he created the universe he probably shouldn't have invented Scotch whiskey until after he created the universe. Personally, I can't think of a better explination for the platypus or the penguins. Both kinds of penguins.