I am departing LJ for the verdant pastures of Wordpress bitches! You can now find my expletive, TMI laden posts at http://ahappygoluckyscamp.wordpress.com/Read more... )

I once sat at a dinner table with my mother and a friend of mine who through the course of conversation had a few unkind things to say about only children. They were hopelessly spoiled, felt entitled to hand outs, unable to understand or relate to others, lacking in generousity. My mother is an only child. So am I. We just looked at eachother ( Read more... )

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It was about a year ago I sat down to sushi at a Polk street resturant near my house. My friends and I had just gotten our edamame when they came in. The dykes. The glorious dykes ( Read more... )

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All of the time I've spent watching procedural crime shows has really helped me put together the details of my weekend binge drinking ( Read more... )

Today I went onto the ladies room at the Illustration building I work at to treat myself to a tampon. Sometimes it's nice to have new things. I put my quarter into the little slot and twisted the knob of the boxy poon padding dispenser ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if any one is aware of this but I'm writing a fashion, style and beauty column on Girlamatic.

Yes. Me. Someone entirely unqualified.

http://girlamatic.com/blog/category/features/geek-chic/

It generally accepted knowledge that as people age they become more rigid about some things. It's not uncommon to hear your friends mention a visit to the family homestead along with something like "Oh, you know, We can't do much about grandpa hating Koreans. He's pretty set in his ways ( Read more... )

I like to learn new things! Take for instance I woke up this morning to a video in my Facebook of amorous Box Turtles which was sent to a group of us by a friend who I will leave nameless because she probably doesn't want to get a reputation as a herpetalogical smut peddler ( Read more... )