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So parking
So I just head some girl outside my window raving to her friend about what a great parking job she did. What is it about parking spots that causes such an array of emotions to be felt? -
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waiting for the bus in sacramento is kinda cool especially when there's a fellow smoker next to ya. So this guy lights up a cig, and you know he finishes it and stuff. He lights up another one and i'm thinking "yay, chain smoker". Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a joint. Then this guy turns to me (he must've been like 50 and really stoned ( Read more... ) -
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Michael --
[adjective]:
Insatiable to the point of crazy
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
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a la verga cabrones, se pasan de culeros... (solos con los que vivo) -
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The captain of a pirate ship gets woken up by his first mate who's screaming "captain captain, there's a ship coming this way and it wants to battle us ( Read more... ) -
Dear UPS store lady
Please shove a gigantic cactus shaped, std filled bomb up you tight stingy profit seeking ass. And please make sure your head's out of there first, as you cannot see that charging four fucken dollars for printing 1 and 1/2 pages is not exactly fair. And to answer your inquiry as to why i didn't ask about the price first, please take into account ( Read more... ) -
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so the bar hopping begins... (insert evil laugh)
