bastard

[solo_monkeypie]

F*CK YOU.

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[mercurylives]

n f u

[solo_monkeypie]

Grandson: "that looks like a good beer grandpa. Can i have some?"
Grandpa: "is your dick big enough to stick in your ass?"
Grandson: "no"
Grandpa: "Then your not big enough to have a beer.Hey, grandson, those look like good cookies. Can i have some?"
Grandson: "is your dick big enough to stick in your ass?"
Grandpa: "yes, it is, im big enough"
Grandson: "Good, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies!"

[seangman]

Buy me dinner first.

[solo_monkeypie]

lmao maybe ill take your girlfriend out instead oooo

[amethyst_skies_]

no, fuck me.

Why bother to star out the u?

See you soon.