I found this sort of funny...
If you are easily offended by food/bad language, don't read this. lol
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Everyone's been raving about this new Mexican place that opened
down the street. Their burritos are supposed to be the best
thing since the original cave-Mexican scratched his head, put
some mammoth meat in a tortilla, rolled it up and ate it. So
I get my burrito, bite into it and vio la...it's mostly rice;
and really hot, spicy rice at that. It's two days later and
there is still a four-alarm fire raging in my ass.
Anyway, I was disappointed with the burrito (even though I was
told it is a delicacy) because there wasn't enough meat in it.
I just don't understand the trend in what is considered a
delicacy anymore: haggis--delicacy, dog--delicacy, raw fish--
delicacy, half the stuff Asians eat (which a barnyard animal
wouldn't eat)--delicacy, taking out all the meat in a burrito
and replacing it with spicy rice that burns a hole in your
ass--delicacy. Come on! All these foods originated when the
mother cooked the garbage after she ran out of everything else
to eat. And now they're delicacies!
Do you really think some Scotsman was removing the entrails
from a sheep he just killed (after he screwed it) and said,
"Aye, this slippery, leather-like sack covered in shit looks
good enough to eat!" No, that never happened. What happened
is that they were all dying of starvation and decided to
eat anything they had before resorting to cannibalism.
Hey, what's that...? Some guy is pissing on my head! My
mistake. He says it's just raining.
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Everyone's been raving about this new Mexican place that opened
down the street. Their burritos are supposed to be the best
thing since the original cave-Mexican scratched his head, put
some mammoth meat in a tortilla, rolled it up and ate it. So
I get my burrito, bite into it and vio la...it's mostly rice;
and really hot, spicy rice at that. It's two days later and
there is still a four-alarm fire raging in my ass.
Anyway, I was disappointed with the burrito (even though I was
told it is a delicacy) because there wasn't enough meat in it.
I just don't understand the trend in what is considered a
delicacy anymore: haggis--delicacy, dog--delicacy, raw fish--
delicacy, half the stuff Asians eat (which a barnyard animal
wouldn't eat)--delicacy, taking out all the meat in a burrito
and replacing it with spicy rice that burns a hole in your
ass--delicacy. Come on! All these foods originated when the
mother cooked the garbage after she ran out of everything else
to eat. And now they're delicacies!
Do you really think some Scotsman was removing the entrails
from a sheep he just killed (after he screwed it) and said,
"Aye, this slippery, leather-like sack covered in shit looks
good enough to eat!" No, that never happened. What happened
is that they were all dying of starvation and decided to
eat anything they had before resorting to cannibalism.
Hey, what's that...? Some guy is pissing on my head! My
mistake. He says it's just raining.