I lawled.

"Rimming is nothing but the back door of a blowjob."

There are no words to express this. None.

http://www.fresh99.com/meat-cake.htm

This not being able to sleep when I need to crap blows. Faugh.

Cabed Naeramarth

The Leap of Dreadful Doom.

Bennington College, 1994.

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So it's pretty telling about my psyche that I preferred to go to the bar tonight to watch the ones I don't want instead of going to see the ones I can't have.

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Putting your money where your mouth is :

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21022321/

NI NI NI NI NI-NI NI NI NICK UL O DEE UNNNNNN

OMG SHOES
YOU CAN'T TXT MSG BRKUP!

and now.....................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDl2g8Upvk

I'm going to betchslap the dumb outta you!

EDIT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGhttp://www.youtube.com/

Lecter: No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now.
Clarice: No, we just...
Lecter: No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes seek out the things you ( Read more... )