Assface-book

[solopaola]

First, I don't like Facebook. It's cold, boring, and swamped with inane little games and applications. Bert says "it's the cyber equivalent of a stupid chat down the pub"; which it may be, but considering what my life is like now, I have enough inane, useless chats in real life already; don't need to dumb it down further

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[solopaola]

ok, a few hours and I already got: (the standard tags are boring me to death so I only read the newly created ones):
- Blair Witch
- too much make-up (absolutely true, after all)
- are you an antique?
- "good in bed" (ta mate, chuffed, and what makes you think that?)
- "34 DD" (in your DREAMS, mate!)

I predict the major offense will arrive in about 12 hours.

[solopaola]

way creepier: a guy who looks exactly like Bert. In fact I thought "huh, he looks Dutch", then I clicked on the name and it's a Dutch name. I'm creeped. Here's creepy evidence.
I'm going offline. Brrr.