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Aug 08, 2004 13:01



My 'personalized consultation with a personal trainer' was SO not worth getting up at 10 am after a gaming night.

very long semi-rant... )

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chaospearl August 9 2004, 16:19:37 UTC
That made me laugh, which is good.

First, you aren't fat. Second, want to know what's worse than being fat? Cushing's syndrome. I weigh less than 100 lbs and am in danger of being hospitalized and force-fed, but the overload of cortisol in my system from prednisone makes my face really fat. I have like five chins and my cheeks look like a chipmunk who's just gotten lucky. In the summer it's acceptable because lightweight clothing reveals that 'waif' definitely applies, but in the winter when I wear bulky sweatshirts I magically put on about 50 lbs. This is good for winning prizes at the Guess Your Weight carnival guy, but not much else.

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