Fuck you and your personality test

[solstice21]

Job interview went like this

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[spotd]

Maybe you should strip.
Helped me get my job.
J/k

[greg_the_reaper]

Maybe next time you should go in with white powder under your nose, shaking from ODing on caffene and bloodshot eyes, 2 loaded guns one in a holster, the other in your pants gansta style, a buck knife you repeatedly refer to as Mr. Stabby Stab, and a black silk tie. Proceed to speak in half sentences with each new sentence being completely irrelivant to the last. Call him Mrs. FunkFace and frequently mention how once you get promoted you are going to fire him and walk around letting Mr. Stabby Stab do all the talking around the office. Thats probably what they are looking for in an ideal canidate.

[hrothgarvonmt]

It sounds like they gave you one week to train yourself to rock the boat. My employment counselor always advised me to try and dangle the phrase "when I'm on the job(!)" wherever possible:

"I'm always ready for my interview -- when I'm on the job!"

"When I'm on the job, my friends tell me that I'm quick to adapt to the changing dynamic of a fast-paced work environment; never-the-less, I am most forward and aggressive as a salesperson when I'm on the job!."

"When I'm on the Job, this has been informative and captivating, and I look forward to hearing from you soon. When I'm on the job!"

[solstice21]

Haha thanks for the advice, I'll remember to drop that one.

[hrothgarvonmt]

Hey hon, don't take it too bad. We all get accused of pseudoscience at some point - for some reason, anything that doesn't involve mutants or stuff blowing up is just construed as such. Personally, I think that the categorical study of pseudo is valuable from personal, cultural and utilitarian standpoints . . .
Anyway, you know you're in trouble when someone accuses you of pseudoscientology.