The only serious thing i will ever write.

[soma17]

i don't think i have many virginal male LJ readers (cause i don't think many virginal males are LJing) but if you know any, you could send this their way. Consider it an early birthday/christmas/halloween present all in one!
it's a girl who's actually whoring herself out via the internet to virgins. and all they have to do is defend internet

Comments

[jonesiesucks]

I agree with everything you say.

But as a virgin, I wouldn't even hit that proposed cum-dumpster.

[soma17]

yea but she's SO hot!
i would pretend to be a virgin just to put it in her
and then cum on her chest
because she said it's ok!
did you read that part?
she actually said you didn't need to use a condom if you were going to cum on her...

[gf71886]

I can't believe that girl wants to get someone who is a virgin to be not a virgin anymore. She must really want to have sex no matter what to make a point.