No shit, man! Leviticus should simply be renamed "The Book of Pretty Shitty Ideas Mixed with Common Sense." Like not planting your field with two kinds of seed: shitty. But I really enjoy "Do not mate two different kinds of animals." It's like God saying, "look, guys, I know you all want a dairy cow that gives wool, but... it just... it doesn't... don't do it, okay?"
On aliens, it goes on to say that any alien or Israelite who worships Molech should be stoned. To me, it seems more likely that an alien would worship a different god than an Israelite. Poor God. He must have been so cold and lonely.
I think it was the time I accidentally barfed on my bible as a kid that I realized, even while still a Christian, that the damn thing was just a book, and if God forgave me for barfing on it he'd surely forgive me for taking it with a grain of salt. Then there just wasn't enough salt in the world, so I became a witch. Clearly, barfing on the bible = witch.
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On aliens, it goes on to say that any alien or Israelite who worships Molech should be stoned. To me, it seems more likely that an alien would worship a different god than an Israelite. Poor God. He must have been so cold and lonely.
I think it was the time I accidentally barfed on my bible as a kid that I realized, even while still a Christian, that the damn thing was just a book, and if God forgave me for barfing on it he'd surely forgive me for taking it with a grain of salt. Then there just wasn't enough salt in the world, so I became a witch. Clearly, barfing on the bible = witch.
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