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[somadeofawesome]

HAHA, YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE ALL MARRIED, YO!
That's just too hilarious.

Hey, Elena! Are you married, too?
Because that would pretty much make my day.

Comments

[lady_turk]

Why are you asking such a stupid question anyway?

[ooc: She is, but she all like: "Why are you asking about something you already knew?"]

[somadeofawesome]

Uh, because I got drunk and forgot? :D

[[OOC: THANKS FOR NOT REALLY REPLYING, GMAIL.
He's teasing, btw.]]

[lady_turk]

I don't even want to think about how much alcohol that'll take for you to forget something like that.

And stop teasing Jr. so much or he really will kick your ass.

[somadeofawesome]

Why the hell is everyone yelling at me!?
I'm not the one who thinks they married a twelve-year-old, yo!
Even I've never been THAT drunk.

[red_dragon_666]

What are you talking about? Of COURSE she's married.

For a friend, you don't pay very good attention.

[somadeofawesome]

Oh, well, EXCUSE me, kid.
Who the hell ARE you, anyway?

Man.
"Of course she's married."
Where do you get OFF!?

[[OOC: Pardon me while I die laughing at that last part out of context.
Mostly because I'm a big ol' perv. :D]]

[red_dragon_666]

1) I'm no kid.
2) Her husband, you dumbass.
3) In the bedroom. ...Usually.

[somadeofawesome]

1) It's not nice to lie to people, yo. You might get hurt.
2) WHAT. THE. FUCK. Please let it be midnight soon, because this is just too much.
3) THAT was way too much information, and the bedroom is totally overrated anyways.

[[OOC: Thankyou, darling. I'm now completley dead. XD]]

[brokenrozen]

You seem to be sane today, I cannot say the same for the rest of this City. Is this sort of action regular here? I would assume so since you're laughing about it.

[ooc: XD She hasn't learned anything about the City yet]

[somadeofawesome]

Hey, I'm mostly sane. And mostly sober, too, so that's nice and rare!
Yeah, the rest of the City is all crazy today, yo. It's just a curse. It will all be fine by midnight. They'll go back to normal and wonder why they're sleeping in the same beds as 12-year-olds with people they don't know.

Sadly, this kind of thing happens a lot, yo.
Sometimes, it's really hilarious, though!!

[brokenrozen]

I see. Then I'll keep that in mind. You've been most helpful, sir~

[somadeofawesome]

Hey, now, none of that "Sir" business!
Just Reno, yo. Just Reno.