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[somadream]

i have decided that for two seconds i look nice. my face is tanned and livia telling me that i am fat and ugly, well, that was the catalyst to my confidence. she is absurd, and i know that i look a'ight. plus, kris said he can tell that i have lost weight, and jason says that my face looks amazingly chiseled. hurrah! livia failed and i won

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[solid_nectarine]

um, duh! you are only one of the most gorgeously beautiful people on this planet. seriously, when i tell people about you i flail my arms about, repeatedly say, "i don't know, i can't even describe her!" and think about how to possibly even CLASSIFY or use WORDS to express your sexy ass. jesus, livia is just pissed because overalls are so out and so is her stupid face.

hey, you know what's lame? MIPs. and getting kicked out of sasquatch. and missing wilco/crying in 95 degree heat. with a black skirt on and sweat between my legs (not in the good way).

kill me!
mal

[somadream]

um how about instead of killing you, i just kill everyone else on earth (except for black people, ricky doobie and vincent gallo.) is that okay?

you are god--
rosemary

[pilotperson]

jesus h!

[seximeximel]

are you living in seattle now?

[somadream]

yeah dog.

[raptoratemybaby]

you look awesome, whatevah', fuck that bitch.

[somadream]

YOU look awesome!

Joan Osborne never made an album as good as Relish, huh?

[wutheringheight]

** Just kidding 'bout the subject line. I know you don't like Joan Osborne.

When most people think about you, Rosemary, juice runs down their chins. Spontaneously. Like stigmata or something. That said:

Again, though I've never seen her, Livia is all kinds of pestilent, festering suck-wound trouble and you are, for the ninetieth time out of my mouth, much too hot.

To say I enjoyed seeing you and Jason this past Saturday would be an understatement. You are quite simply two people whose presence can make time stop, and make a small-town working stiff forget his surroundings.

Sleepin' like a child,
Kris

Re: Joan Osborne never made an album as good as Relish, huh?

[somadream]

kris--
let's just get naked, just for a while. (like i wouldn't be already!)

xoxo,
rosemary

uh...

[anonymous]

you are the single most beautiful woman i have ever met.