they're like, it's better than yourswutheringheightJune 3 2005, 04:45:01 UTC
Rosemary-
OK, I hate doing this, but how does a Croatian-American, progeny of a nation that isn't even in the EU (by the way) qualify as a honky? The EU, or new Union of Europeans That Made the Cut, despite the Arab, Turkish, Albanian, Bulgarian, Romanian and Russian immigrants looking for a better life in the backseat of some pimp's whore-van along the river, hasn't considered Croatia since the get-go, and seeing as they've made their choice, I believe you can safely identify as non-white, like the Middle Easterners who somehow, by virtue of their not being brown or Spanish/Portuguese-speaking, qualify as white.
She who swears not to have white children, who works with Kurds, who swears to kill everyone but black people (in jest) and .. well.. whose eyes, whose impossibly hot curves and convictions qualify her as a non-honky is surely so in my book.
Great, why don't you just kill us all, Rosemary? Those pictures are ten million miles above and beyond the bar I had previously set for hot.
There's just one good thing I have to say about Livia, and I say it carefully: At least she had the good sense to want to wake up in the morning looking at someone who looks like you.
you know what time it is, Kris
PS Oh yeah, from now on, I'm totally living up to my supposedly Canadian nature and posting every fourth time in French. Just kidding!
Kris-- You just keep adding cultures and languages to your belt, don't you? I swear, eventually you will be Bengali-Canadian-American-French-Latino-Brazilian...etc etc etc. How can so much culture fit into such a tiny man? Simply irresistible.
Thanks for all of the words on old Livs. I can't believe how many days I have gone without talking to her. I think it is a new world record. Also, it is SO unfortunate that she had to fuck things up so badly that she will never get to meet you. I always anticipated your arrival home and how lucky she would be to get to spend time with you... but dag, not only did she miss her chance with me, but she missed her chance with you.
do you pluck your eyebrows, or do they just grow out of your face that cool?onavoltaJune 2 2005, 03:53:50 UTC
You and Noa totally look as though you could be related in this picture. Was your mom sick or something, or was she simply stating the widely accepted fact that she is obviously great and becoming more so?
I'm listening to "Nighthawks at the Diner" whilst writing a paper on bisexual invisibility right now, and thinking about drowning myself in a tub of sleazy diner mashed potatos. Is this ok?
Finally, here is a great definition of lesbians-I find it funny. (sorry, I'm totally sick of doing things that are productive, hence I'm sending this to you.)
Is a lesbian: a woman who only fucks other women? That would include bi women who're monogamously inovolved with other women. A woman who doesn't fuck men? That would include celibate straight women. A woman who would never get seriously involved with men? Rules out lesbians who've been married in the past. A woman who never has sexual thoughts about men? That excludes dykes who are into heavy and complex gender play, who get off on gay men's porn, or who are maybe just curious
this is the haunt of roulette daressomadreamJune 2 2005, 16:39:34 UTC
"great and getting better" is my mom's weird new phrase to offput the optimist christians at her school. they come along expecting her non-jesus-loving ass to be depressedly mulling over her eternity in hell, and then she hits them with that one: "how are you janet?" "well, i'm great and getting better!" who would know what to say to that shit? that is gold. also, a customer once said that to me when i asked him how he was doing. my mom thought it was so weird, she is now it's champion.
as for lesbians: they are everyone that i want to make sweet sweet love to right now. for example: the bartender at the War Room, this cute girl in cat-eye glasses i have seen everywhere in the past few days, Heidi Bohn, Sharin Foo of the Raveonettes, this banging babe in my nutrition class named Bridget, your mom (okay, my mom), Kyle's mom, Jace-Pace's sister's gaggle of baby dyke clones, 51% of the world...
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OK, I hate doing this, but how does a Croatian-American, progeny of a nation that isn't even in the EU (by the way) qualify as a honky? The EU, or new Union of Europeans That Made the Cut, despite the Arab, Turkish, Albanian, Bulgarian, Romanian and Russian immigrants looking for a better life in the backseat of some pimp's whore-van along the river, hasn't considered Croatia since the get-go, and seeing as they've made their choice, I believe you can safely identify as non-white, like the Middle Easterners who somehow, by virtue of their not being brown or Spanish/Portuguese-speaking, qualify as white.
She who swears not to have white children, who works with Kurds, who swears to kill everyone but black people (in jest) and .. well.. whose eyes, whose impossibly hot curves and convictions qualify her as a non-honky is surely so in my book.
Just my (brown-ass) opinion,
Kris
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Those pictures are ten million miles above and beyond the bar I had previously set for hot.
There's just one good thing I have to say about Livia, and I say it carefully: At least she had the good sense to want to wake up in the morning looking at someone who looks like you.
you know what time it is,
Kris
PS Oh yeah, from now on, I'm totally living up to my supposedly Canadian nature and posting every fourth time in French. Just kidding!
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You just keep adding cultures and languages to your belt, don't you? I swear, eventually you will be Bengali-Canadian-American-French-Latino-Brazilian...etc etc etc. How can so much culture fit into such a tiny man? Simply irresistible.
Thanks for all of the words on old Livs. I can't believe how many days I have gone without talking to her. I think it is a new world record. Also, it is SO unfortunate that she had to fuck things up so badly that she will never get to meet you. I always anticipated your arrival home and how lucky she would be to get to spend time with you... but dag, not only did she miss her chance with me, but she missed her chance with you.
And how,
Rosemary
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I'm listening to "Nighthawks at the Diner" whilst writing a paper on bisexual invisibility right now, and thinking about drowning myself in a tub of sleazy diner mashed potatos. Is this ok?
Finally, here is a great definition of lesbians-I find it funny. (sorry, I'm totally sick of doing things that are productive, hence I'm sending this to you.)
Is a lesbian: a woman who only fucks other women? That would include bi women who're monogamously inovolved with other women. A woman who doesn't fuck men? That would include celibate straight women. A woman who would never get seriously involved with men? Rules out lesbians who've been married in the past. A woman who never has sexual thoughts about men? That excludes dykes who are into heavy and complex gender play, who get off on gay men's porn, or who are maybe just curious
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as for lesbians: they are everyone that i want to make sweet sweet love to right now. for example: the bartender at the War Room, this cute girl in cat-eye glasses i have seen everywhere in the past few days, Heidi Bohn, Sharin Foo of the Raveonettes, this banging babe in my nutrition class named Bridget, your mom (okay, my mom), Kyle's mom, Jace-Pace's sister's gaggle of baby dyke clones, 51% of the world...
serenity now--
rosemary
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