benjamin is coming over this afternoon. i am at school right now ("taking care of responsiblities"). and matt sharp said that he is an asshole and he wanted to know if i like the band arcade fire, because i think he wants to take me to the show. also he has a really funny email address. but basically-- he just said that he knows he is an asshole and he is sorry.
Rosemary, I have not heard from you in awhile, and if this is how you were spending your sweet-ass time, CONGRATULATIONS! Homeboi (as above-displayed HOT TOWN will be called until further developments give her a name) is quite stunning. Those cheekbones. That skin. Those eyes. You have a knack for picking some hot, hot women. Hello... I needn't provide you with a run-down. I wish you the best, a slammin' summertime fling before you saunter off to New Mexico.
If I ever meet Homeboi, all I will do is talk about how hot you are. And international capitals.
Oh my god-I am so getting a myspace just so that i can be friends with your sister. (who, by the way, now knows all of your deep dark secrets, and that is funny.) isn't she too young to use the internet? isn't there a height requirement or something?
yeah-- isn't that the most hilarious shit in life? now you can hear all of the maddest exploits of one claire bear tran. ps: i like that now she knows about all of my details, like, you know, just the usual sister stuff: ass-fucking, giving handjobs, drugs, rock and roll. you know, whatevs.
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ps: i got an email from matt sharp today.
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Rosemary, I have not heard from you in awhile, and if this is how you were spending your sweet-ass time, CONGRATULATIONS! Homeboi (as above-displayed HOT TOWN will be called until further developments give her a name) is quite stunning. Those cheekbones. That skin. Those eyes. You have a knack for picking some hot, hot women. Hello... I needn't provide you with a run-down. I wish you the best, a slammin' summertime fling before you saunter off to New Mexico.
If I ever meet Homeboi, all I will do is talk about how hot you are. And international capitals.
I love you,
Kris
PS Did I say great way to spend a weekend?
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