the paradox of being an earthling

[somadream]

everything in my life has a weird opposite lately. ex: my car nearly bursts into flames and is deemed impossible to drive. then, i receive the pimpinest truck from my uncle as a loaner. i have a fantastic morning at work (for once!) with my friend Skillman, and then at the end of our shift, the district manager drops by and catches me with my

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latin girls

[wutheringheight]

Your car nearly burst into flames and was deemed impossible to drive? I'm sorry!! District managers who "drop by" are the jerkiest of jerky jerks and exist solely to stroke their ego-cocks watching you slave while "pretending to fix" some small problem with the ugly, garish lighting so that the regional manager doesn't chew him/her a new asshole. Oh, the world of corporate coffee. Luckily, and interestingly as you were talking about opposites, some of the damn-coolest people tend to get jobs in this field. Let's just say that least one draw of "the coffee experience" has been preserved. I should add that at SBC, the holiday beverages were vomit your spleen out your ear times five disgusting. Are yours any better