The Alliance of Remarkably Awesome Super Heroes International
Pairing: Sakumoto, a little Aiba/Ohno/Nino, a smidge of OT5
Genre: AU, Fantasy, Crack
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine. But if Johnny is selling, I'm all over it.
Author's Note: This is for astrangerenters , as she prompted it for the Sakumoto Jingle Bell Rock '10, but I never got around to finishing it. Not sure if this is what you really wanted...and I'm sure I'll be bricked for my terrible sense of humor...so maybe I should just apologize now?
Summary: Panda and Golden Guy. They're superheroes. One wears a black mask, the other wears a gold cape. Will they work together to save Tokyo -or- will their mutual affection be their undoing?
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Jun stood in an unused alley, a newspaper at his feet with the latest headline.
PANDA BAMBOOZLES ROBBERS. CRIMINALS BEWARE!
Below the headline was a picture of the super hero called Panda - the only thing showing of his face were full, pouty lips. The rest of his face was covered with a black mask, along with a mostly black outfit, and he was often seen carrying an umbrella. He was the latest super hero to show up on the scene, and Jun was rather intrigued. As the director of ARASHI (the Alliance of Remarkably Awesome Super Heroes International), it was up to Jun to look into recruiting new members, and Jun definitely wanted to recruit Panda.
Jun had been following Panda’s activities for awhile now. At first, Panda was a terrible super hero. His failings were massive, and Jun would cringe when he appeared. But the man began to learn from his mistakes, and was now rather impressive with his skills of strength and stealth - with only occasional blunders.
Jun ignored the small part of his mind that told him he was only recruiting Panda because he had a major crush on him. Sure, his muscles were killer, and those lips begged to be kissed, but Jun ignored himself. Instead, he insisted to that small part of his brain that Panda needed him - he simply wanted Panda to be his best, and therefore needed Jun to train him. One on one, of course. Preferably shirtless.
Dressed as his super hero alter ego Golden Guy (who was known for his talent with electricity), Jun waited for Panda to appear as the nearby bank was raided. He didn’t have to wait long, as the man in black appeared suddenly from the shadows and entered the building. Jun followed behind, his golden cape fluttering in the wind, two purple G’s visible.
Panda snuck up behind the robbers and bashed them over the head with his umbrella, where they crumpled to the floor. Wordlessly, Panda checked on the bank tellers, making sure no one was hurt, and after tying up the baddies, turned to leave. Thinking ahead, however, Jun had positioned himself in front of the only exit.
“Panda. Nice work.” Jun said admiringly.
The man simply nodded, and made a motion for Jun to move.
“Actually, I was hoping we could talk.”
The black mask stared at him blankly for a moment, as if contemplating the offer. “Okay.”
“We’d like you to join ARASHI.”
“W-What?” Panda stuttered, obviously shocked. “Why?”
“Well, you’ve really proven yourself, and I think your skills would be an asset to our team.”
“But why me? Why not someone who’s been around longer, like Yellow Gold Eggplant, or Drama King, or Master Pi?”
“They just aren’t right for the team, for various reasons. We want you.”
“I don’t know…”
“How about I let you meet the others, and you can see how you feel then?”
Panda agreed, so Jun took him to ARASHI headquarters and introduced him to the Magician, Black Fisherman (sometimes just called Captain), and Super Swan, carefully watching Panda’s reaction. The man seemed a little shy and unsure, but Super Swan made use of his ability to alter people’s moods, and the five of them were soon laughing like old friends.
“Alright. I suppose it can’t hurt. I’ll join.”
Jun smiled wide. “Welcome to ARASHI.”
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The next day, once Panda had settled in (conveniently in the room next to Jun’s), Jun pulled him aside.
“Before you go back out into the field and fight crime, I’d like you to train with me.”
“Really? Why?”
“Because I’ve noticed you rely pretty heavily on that umbrella. You have super strength - you need to learn to use it through your arms, not an object. I’m the best hand-to-hand combat fighter here, so if you’re willing, I’d love to help you train.”
Jun was worried he had offended the man, but Panda replied, “Sure. That’d be really great! Thanks, um, Golden Guy!”
“Jun.”
“Pardon?”
“Call me Jun. That’s my name. We all know each other’s real identities.”
“Oh. Ok, then, call me Sho.”
“Alright, Sho. Time to lose the shirt and throw some punches!”
“Yeah! Wait, why do I have to be shirtless?”
Jun led Sho to the sparring room, and for the next few days taught Sho as much as he knew. Sho was a surprisingly fast learner, and with his super strength he was soon throwing Jun to the floor within seconds (something Jun enjoyed way more than he let on).
It was after a particularly brutal session where Jun was using rings on his fingers as they fought that Jun cut Sho’s cheek. Red dripped steadily from the wound as Sho hurried to find a rag to staunch the blood, and Jun, wanting desperately to heal the man he had hurt, grabbed Sho’s wrist, demanding his attention.
“I can heal that for you.”
Sho’s eyes widened. “You can? I thought you could only heal yourself.”
“No, I can heal others too. Here, let me…”
Jun cusped his hands around Sho’s face, one thumb grazing Sho’s cheek underneath the cut. Jun intended to stop there, but Sho was staring at him so intently, and his lips were so close…Jun leaned in and kissed him.
Sho surprisingly didn’t move, and so Jun lingered there, his thumb still caressing Sho’s face, his lips still pressed to Sho’s. With such a shallow wound, Jun knew it had probably healed the instant he had touched Sho’s face, but Jun didn’t want the moment to end. Finally, after what seemed way too short a while, Jun released Sho.
It didn’t escape Jun’s notice that Sho had closed his eyes at some point during the kiss, and opening them now he stared at Jun in awe, his fingers feeling the smoothness of his now healed cheek.
“That’s amazing.”
Jun wasn’t sure if he meant the healing or the kiss, but he assumed the former. “Yeah, it comes in handy.”
From that point on, each sparring session ended with “healing” kisses, as Sho believed that Jun’s healing powers only worked through a kiss. What Sho didn’t know was that was a lie -- Jun could heal others without kissing --- but where was the fun in that? Besides, Sho never once complained.
In fact, Sho began to seek out Jun every time he was hurt, sometimes even just for muscle pain. Jun kept testing the limits, seeing just when Sho would object to where he kissed or for how long, but Sho always claimed that “Jun knew best” since he was the one with the healing powers. Jun shamelessly took advantage of that.
Jun was in the middle of pumping himself up to ask Sho if he needed any healing today (and to see how low on his body Sho would let him kiss, having not yet gone past Sho’s upper back) when Aiba came bursting in the door, dressed as Super Swan.
“Sho’s in trouble!”
“What are you talking about? Sho’s training right now.”
“No, he’s not. A mission was called in, and Sho said he wanted to do it alone, so he went. I let him go, because I thought he could handle it. If I had known it was the Beast I wouldn’t have let him go alone!” Aiba wailed, his face filled with worry.
Jun swore under his breath as he rushed into his Golden Guy uniform. This was not good.
“I’m sorry, Jun!”
“It’s not your fault, Aiba. Where is he?”
“The 3rd floor bathroom in the hotel across from the Tokyo Tower.”
“Got it.” Jun immediately set out.
Jun hated fighting the Beast because he messed with everyone’s minds - or more specifically, hormones. Nino could read minds, but the Beast could actually alter them to a more sexual state by sending out pheromones. The last thing Jun needed was added pheromones while Sho was around, fighting in his tight black outfit, his muscles gleaming in the moonlight…
Yeah. Extra love juice unnecessary, thanks. Jun hated to think what could happen if he gave into it.
He had planned to enter the bathroom with the element of surprise, but as he gathered the courage and self control needed to fight the Beast, a voice called out to him.
“Come on, come on! Don’t be shy, Golden Guy! You know I have Panda in here, right? He really is in quite a pinch, poor guy. I don’t think you want to keep him waiting. We’ve been having sooo much fun!” The last line was delivered so lecherously that Jun didn’t think twice.
Jun was through the door in a flash, electricity crackling in his hand just waiting to be released on the villain, but Jun couldn’t find him anywhere. It was just a bathroom with a couple stalls - where on earth could he possibly hide? But lying on the floor, bound and gagged, lay an unconscious Sho - half naked at that, with some of his Panda uniform lying in shreds nearby.
“Oooh, he arrives at last, the golden hero!” Jun at last saw the Beast, flitting around the room using some kind of illusion. Finally, his face appeared, hanging mid air above Sho as if he were the Chesire cat, grinning wide. “Ah, yes, sorry about his uniform. You know, he smelled just simply delicious, so I had to take a bite.”
Jun threw the ball of electricity he had been building at the Beast, but upon contact the smug face simply disappeared followed by giggles. The electricity then shot to the wall, damaging it and causing some of the wall to fall - right on Sho.
“No!” Jun yelled, running to help him. As he did so, he heard the bathroom door click, and more laughter.
“I’m sensing you two need some alone time. I’m off to find my not-as-good-looking twin and his delicious friends. Enjoy my love bomb!” The Beast shouted through the door as Jun ran to it, trying desperately to yank it open. Sure enough, they were locked in.
“Love bomb?” Jun wondered, but quickly forgot it when he noticed Sho bleeding where the ropes dug into his skin and from a wound on his head.
Jun placed his hands near Sho’s wounds, ready to heal him, when he heard a soft “pop.” Looking for the source of the sound, a sickly sweet smell invaded Jun’s nostrils and he froze.
Love bomb.
Oh god.
In an instant, Jun became hyper aware of his hands on Sho’s semi-naked torso. His mind and his body waged war against each other as he fought to stop from ravishing Sho in the 50 different ways he had thought of since first setting eyes on him. It didn’t help that Sho was bound and gagged as well, a kink that Jun had to admit he was really into. He’s unconscious. He’s bleeding. He needs my help. Jun thought to himself over and over. It was those thoughts that helped keep his body in check, although Jun had to admit he didn’t have to rub his hands over Sho’s pecs quite so much when trying to heal him, nor did he have straddle Sho to untie him. Getting to rip what was left of his Panda outfit from his chest was a bonus for behaving, or so Jun reasoned.
Sho was finally healed and unbound, but the love bomb’s effects still hadn’t quite dissipated as evidenced by Jun’s hard bulge. Jun decided that maybe he just needed to quickly rub one out, and then he wouldn’t feel such an urge to do unmentionable things to Sho while he was still conked out. Entering a stall, Jun did just that, using the recent images of Sho tied up to help - not that he really needed helping. He did it quite often enough back at the base without such thoughts to tease him. Slumping against the stall door as he moaned his release, Jun cleaned himself up and went back out to try to awaken Sho.
Unfortunately, seeing Sho just made Jun hard again.
“Damn you, Beast, and your unrelenting sexual prowess!” Jun yelled to the air. In a quieter, almost desperate voice, “I don’t need this!”
That’s right, Jun thought. Sho needs my help. ARASHI needs my help. I won’t let Nino 2.0 make me take advantage of Sho, or anyone else, all because of a lack of self control!
Jun’s resolve set, he knelt next to Sho and slapped his face lightly. When that failed, Jun got water from the sink nearby and began splashing it on him. Nothing. In frustration, Jun released a few small sparks, which had a major effect on the now wet Panda. Literally jolted awake, Sho looked at Jun with wide eyes.
"Why didn't I think of that?" Jun muttered.
“Jun! W-What happened? Where is he!?” Sho quickly scanned the area, confused.
“He took off, and locked us in here. It looks like he might have done something to you, but I healed you.”
“T-That guy is a leech! As soon as I entered, he grabbed me, and it was like I became this whole other person. He was saying such crazy things!” Sho blushed, but continued. “I think I may have agreed to be tied up. What’s wrong with me!?”
Jun chuckled. “It’s the Beast. He has that effect on people. Don’t worry - his touch is extremely potent. I’m not surprised you couldn’t fight it.”
"Is that why I'm half naked?"
"Yes." Jun blushed, and hid it by reaching for Sho's mask and handing it to him.
“Let’s get out of here.”
Sho used his super strength to rip the door out from the wall, and the pair exited. Jun made sure to take deep breaths once in the open air, but he still felt way too attracted to Sho. Maybe it just took a while for the effects to wear off…
Jun called Aiba to make sure they had the Beast taken care of.
“Don’t worry, MatsuJun! We’ve totally got th- Hey! Stop doing naughty things to Captain! Captain! Snap out of it!” Aiba yelled as the line went dead.
Jun stared at his phone before closing it and turning to Sho. “Let’s just leave them to it.”
“Sounds good to me. I feel like I’ve been hit by a brick.”
“Let’s get you back to HQ.”
“On the way, you can tell me who the Beast is.” Sho said.
“Nino’s evil twin.” Jun responded with a head shake.
“Nino has an evil twin?”
“Yeah. You wouldn’t think he had an evil twin, seeing as he’s bad enough on his own but…there you are. Nino accidentally messed with one of Aiba’s experiments, and voila! Evil perverted twin.”
Jun felt Sho shudder a little at that. “Make sure I never go near one of Aiba’s experiments.”
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It wasn’t until the next day when another mission against the Beast was called in that Jun realized Nino, Aiba, and Ohno hadn’t defeated him like he’d thought.
Nino exited Aiba’s room looking groggy and rumpled shortly after the mission call, and Jun immediately attacked.
“You guys didn’t defeat the Beast?! What the hell were you doing?” Jun asked, incredulous.
“What, a guy can’t give in to his hormones? You know what he does to people!” Nino retorted.
“Nino, you’re immune to him.” Jun emphasized every word.
“Yes, I’m immune to his hormones, but I’m not immune to his suggestions! I mean, if you had been me, with Ohno all tied up like that, and the Beast making such enticing ideas about Aiba and feathers and Ohno with the rope…” Nino trailed off, dreamily.
“Stop. Stop. Stop. Forget it. I don’t want to know.” Jun said, fingers pinching the bridge of his nose, a pained expression on his face. “Just go back in there, wake up the other two, and we’ll go finish him for good. It will take all of us to stop him.”
“Are you suggesting a group orgy later?” Nino said slyly.
In response, Jun put his palm on Nino’s face and shoved him away, hard.
“Just sayin’, I wouldn’t mind is all…”
Together, they were all able to defeat the Beast, although it took immense self control and few hard whacks from Jun’s ring covered hands.
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Once back at the ARASHI headquarters, Jun began to pull off his outfit and was halfway undressed when Sho slipped into his room, closing the door behind him.
“What are you doing?” Jun asked, startled, as Sho hurried over to kiss Jun deeply, full on the mouth.
They broke apart, and Jun stood frozen. “Are you hurt? Do you need me to heal you?”
“No. I just…with all the near death experiences and...damn it, Jun, I need you. It took all I had not to ravage you right there in front of all of Tokyo, and honestly I’m not even sure if the Beast had anything to do with it.”
“Oh. Well then.”
Jun pushed Sho back so that he fell on the bed, and Jun settled himself above him. He kissed him hard as Sho arched into him, hands roaming over Jun’s exposed chest and back. Jun strategically placed his knee between Sho’s legs, pressing in, earning an electrifying moan from Sho, and if anyone knew electricity, it was Jun.
“I’ve been dreaming of this since I first saw you.” Sho gasped.
“Me too.”
“Then why do we still have clothes on?”
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It wasn’t until the afternoon of the next day that the pair realized they had missed a mission. Needless to say, it was not the last time it happened -- especially if Jun had rope.
But they didn’t really care.
Genre: AU, Fantasy, Crack
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine. But if Johnny is selling, I'm all over it.
Author's Note: This is for astrangerenters , as she prompted it for the Sakumoto Jingle Bell Rock '10, but I never got around to finishing it. Not sure if this is what you really wanted...and I'm sure I'll be bricked for my terrible sense of humor...so maybe I should just apologize now?
Summary: Panda and Golden Guy. They're superheroes. One wears a black mask, the other wears a gold cape. Will they work together to save Tokyo -or- will their mutual affection be their undoing?
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Jun stood in an unused alley, a newspaper at his feet with the latest headline.
PANDA BAMBOOZLES ROBBERS. CRIMINALS BEWARE!
Below the headline was a picture of the super hero called Panda - the only thing showing of his face were full, pouty lips. The rest of his face was covered with a black mask, along with a mostly black outfit, and he was often seen carrying an umbrella. He was the latest super hero to show up on the scene, and Jun was rather intrigued. As the director of ARASHI (the Alliance of Remarkably Awesome Super Heroes International), it was up to Jun to look into recruiting new members, and Jun definitely wanted to recruit Panda.
Jun had been following Panda’s activities for awhile now. At first, Panda was a terrible super hero. His failings were massive, and Jun would cringe when he appeared. But the man began to learn from his mistakes, and was now rather impressive with his skills of strength and stealth - with only occasional blunders.
Jun ignored the small part of his mind that told him he was only recruiting Panda because he had a major crush on him. Sure, his muscles were killer, and those lips begged to be kissed, but Jun ignored himself. Instead, he insisted to that small part of his brain that Panda needed him - he simply wanted Panda to be his best, and therefore needed Jun to train him. One on one, of course. Preferably shirtless.
Dressed as his super hero alter ego Golden Guy (who was known for his talent with electricity), Jun waited for Panda to appear as the nearby bank was raided. He didn’t have to wait long, as the man in black appeared suddenly from the shadows and entered the building. Jun followed behind, his golden cape fluttering in the wind, two purple G’s visible.
Panda snuck up behind the robbers and bashed them over the head with his umbrella, where they crumpled to the floor. Wordlessly, Panda checked on the bank tellers, making sure no one was hurt, and after tying up the baddies, turned to leave. Thinking ahead, however, Jun had positioned himself in front of the only exit.
“Panda. Nice work.” Jun said admiringly.
The man simply nodded, and made a motion for Jun to move.
“Actually, I was hoping we could talk.”
The black mask stared at him blankly for a moment, as if contemplating the offer. “Okay.”
“We’d like you to join ARASHI.”
“W-What?” Panda stuttered, obviously shocked. “Why?”
“Well, you’ve really proven yourself, and I think your skills would be an asset to our team.”
“But why me? Why not someone who’s been around longer, like Yellow Gold Eggplant, or Drama King, or Master Pi?”
“They just aren’t right for the team, for various reasons. We want you.”
“I don’t know…”
“How about I let you meet the others, and you can see how you feel then?”
Panda agreed, so Jun took him to ARASHI headquarters and introduced him to the Magician, Black Fisherman (sometimes just called Captain), and Super Swan, carefully watching Panda’s reaction. The man seemed a little shy and unsure, but Super Swan made use of his ability to alter people’s moods, and the five of them were soon laughing like old friends.
“Alright. I suppose it can’t hurt. I’ll join.”
Jun smiled wide. “Welcome to ARASHI.”
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The next day, once Panda had settled in (conveniently in the room next to Jun’s), Jun pulled him aside.
“Before you go back out into the field and fight crime, I’d like you to train with me.”
“Really? Why?”
“Because I’ve noticed you rely pretty heavily on that umbrella. You have super strength - you need to learn to use it through your arms, not an object. I’m the best hand-to-hand combat fighter here, so if you’re willing, I’d love to help you train.”
Jun was worried he had offended the man, but Panda replied, “Sure. That’d be really great! Thanks, um, Golden Guy!”
“Jun.”
“Pardon?”
“Call me Jun. That’s my name. We all know each other’s real identities.”
“Oh. Ok, then, call me Sho.”
“Alright, Sho. Time to lose the shirt and throw some punches!”
“Yeah! Wait, why do I have to be shirtless?”
Jun led Sho to the sparring room, and for the next few days taught Sho as much as he knew. Sho was a surprisingly fast learner, and with his super strength he was soon throwing Jun to the floor within seconds (something Jun enjoyed way more than he let on).
It was after a particularly brutal session where Jun was using rings on his fingers as they fought that Jun cut Sho’s cheek. Red dripped steadily from the wound as Sho hurried to find a rag to staunch the blood, and Jun, wanting desperately to heal the man he had hurt, grabbed Sho’s wrist, demanding his attention.
“I can heal that for you.”
Sho’s eyes widened. “You can? I thought you could only heal yourself.”
“No, I can heal others too. Here, let me…”
Jun cusped his hands around Sho’s face, one thumb grazing Sho’s cheek underneath the cut. Jun intended to stop there, but Sho was staring at him so intently, and his lips were so close…Jun leaned in and kissed him.
Sho surprisingly didn’t move, and so Jun lingered there, his thumb still caressing Sho’s face, his lips still pressed to Sho’s. With such a shallow wound, Jun knew it had probably healed the instant he had touched Sho’s face, but Jun didn’t want the moment to end. Finally, after what seemed way too short a while, Jun released Sho.
It didn’t escape Jun’s notice that Sho had closed his eyes at some point during the kiss, and opening them now he stared at Jun in awe, his fingers feeling the smoothness of his now healed cheek.
“That’s amazing.”
Jun wasn’t sure if he meant the healing or the kiss, but he assumed the former. “Yeah, it comes in handy.”
From that point on, each sparring session ended with “healing” kisses, as Sho believed that Jun’s healing powers only worked through a kiss. What Sho didn’t know was that was a lie -- Jun could heal others without kissing --- but where was the fun in that? Besides, Sho never once complained.
In fact, Sho began to seek out Jun every time he was hurt, sometimes even just for muscle pain. Jun kept testing the limits, seeing just when Sho would object to where he kissed or for how long, but Sho always claimed that “Jun knew best” since he was the one with the healing powers. Jun shamelessly took advantage of that.
Jun was in the middle of pumping himself up to ask Sho if he needed any healing today (and to see how low on his body Sho would let him kiss, having not yet gone past Sho’s upper back) when Aiba came bursting in the door, dressed as Super Swan.
“Sho’s in trouble!”
“What are you talking about? Sho’s training right now.”
“No, he’s not. A mission was called in, and Sho said he wanted to do it alone, so he went. I let him go, because I thought he could handle it. If I had known it was the Beast I wouldn’t have let him go alone!” Aiba wailed, his face filled with worry.
Jun swore under his breath as he rushed into his Golden Guy uniform. This was not good.
“I’m sorry, Jun!”
“It’s not your fault, Aiba. Where is he?”
“The 3rd floor bathroom in the hotel across from the Tokyo Tower.”
“Got it.” Jun immediately set out.
Jun hated fighting the Beast because he messed with everyone’s minds - or more specifically, hormones. Nino could read minds, but the Beast could actually alter them to a more sexual state by sending out pheromones. The last thing Jun needed was added pheromones while Sho was around, fighting in his tight black outfit, his muscles gleaming in the moonlight…
Yeah. Extra love juice unnecessary, thanks. Jun hated to think what could happen if he gave into it.
He had planned to enter the bathroom with the element of surprise, but as he gathered the courage and self control needed to fight the Beast, a voice called out to him.
“Come on, come on! Don’t be shy, Golden Guy! You know I have Panda in here, right? He really is in quite a pinch, poor guy. I don’t think you want to keep him waiting. We’ve been having sooo much fun!” The last line was delivered so lecherously that Jun didn’t think twice.
Jun was through the door in a flash, electricity crackling in his hand just waiting to be released on the villain, but Jun couldn’t find him anywhere. It was just a bathroom with a couple stalls - where on earth could he possibly hide? But lying on the floor, bound and gagged, lay an unconscious Sho - half naked at that, with some of his Panda uniform lying in shreds nearby.
“Oooh, he arrives at last, the golden hero!” Jun at last saw the Beast, flitting around the room using some kind of illusion. Finally, his face appeared, hanging mid air above Sho as if he were the Chesire cat, grinning wide. “Ah, yes, sorry about his uniform. You know, he smelled just simply delicious, so I had to take a bite.”
Jun threw the ball of electricity he had been building at the Beast, but upon contact the smug face simply disappeared followed by giggles. The electricity then shot to the wall, damaging it and causing some of the wall to fall - right on Sho.
“No!” Jun yelled, running to help him. As he did so, he heard the bathroom door click, and more laughter.
“I’m sensing you two need some alone time. I’m off to find my not-as-good-looking twin and his delicious friends. Enjoy my love bomb!” The Beast shouted through the door as Jun ran to it, trying desperately to yank it open. Sure enough, they were locked in.
“Love bomb?” Jun wondered, but quickly forgot it when he noticed Sho bleeding where the ropes dug into his skin and from a wound on his head.
Jun placed his hands near Sho’s wounds, ready to heal him, when he heard a soft “pop.” Looking for the source of the sound, a sickly sweet smell invaded Jun’s nostrils and he froze.
Love bomb.
Oh god.
In an instant, Jun became hyper aware of his hands on Sho’s semi-naked torso. His mind and his body waged war against each other as he fought to stop from ravishing Sho in the 50 different ways he had thought of since first setting eyes on him. It didn’t help that Sho was bound and gagged as well, a kink that Jun had to admit he was really into. He’s unconscious. He’s bleeding. He needs my help. Jun thought to himself over and over. It was those thoughts that helped keep his body in check, although Jun had to admit he didn’t have to rub his hands over Sho’s pecs quite so much when trying to heal him, nor did he have straddle Sho to untie him. Getting to rip what was left of his Panda outfit from his chest was a bonus for behaving, or so Jun reasoned.
Sho was finally healed and unbound, but the love bomb’s effects still hadn’t quite dissipated as evidenced by Jun’s hard bulge. Jun decided that maybe he just needed to quickly rub one out, and then he wouldn’t feel such an urge to do unmentionable things to Sho while he was still conked out. Entering a stall, Jun did just that, using the recent images of Sho tied up to help - not that he really needed helping. He did it quite often enough back at the base without such thoughts to tease him. Slumping against the stall door as he moaned his release, Jun cleaned himself up and went back out to try to awaken Sho.
Unfortunately, seeing Sho just made Jun hard again.
“Damn you, Beast, and your unrelenting sexual prowess!” Jun yelled to the air. In a quieter, almost desperate voice, “I don’t need this!”
That’s right, Jun thought. Sho needs my help. ARASHI needs my help. I won’t let Nino 2.0 make me take advantage of Sho, or anyone else, all because of a lack of self control!
Jun’s resolve set, he knelt next to Sho and slapped his face lightly. When that failed, Jun got water from the sink nearby and began splashing it on him. Nothing. In frustration, Jun released a few small sparks, which had a major effect on the now wet Panda. Literally jolted awake, Sho looked at Jun with wide eyes.
"Why didn't I think of that?" Jun muttered.
“Jun! W-What happened? Where is he!?” Sho quickly scanned the area, confused.
“He took off, and locked us in here. It looks like he might have done something to you, but I healed you.”
“T-That guy is a leech! As soon as I entered, he grabbed me, and it was like I became this whole other person. He was saying such crazy things!” Sho blushed, but continued. “I think I may have agreed to be tied up. What’s wrong with me!?”
Jun chuckled. “It’s the Beast. He has that effect on people. Don’t worry - his touch is extremely potent. I’m not surprised you couldn’t fight it.”
"Is that why I'm half naked?"
"Yes." Jun blushed, and hid it by reaching for Sho's mask and handing it to him.
“Let’s get out of here.”
Sho used his super strength to rip the door out from the wall, and the pair exited. Jun made sure to take deep breaths once in the open air, but he still felt way too attracted to Sho. Maybe it just took a while for the effects to wear off…
Jun called Aiba to make sure they had the Beast taken care of.
“Don’t worry, MatsuJun! We’ve totally got th- Hey! Stop doing naughty things to Captain! Captain! Snap out of it!” Aiba yelled as the line went dead.
Jun stared at his phone before closing it and turning to Sho. “Let’s just leave them to it.”
“Sounds good to me. I feel like I’ve been hit by a brick.”
“Let’s get you back to HQ.”
“On the way, you can tell me who the Beast is.” Sho said.
“Nino’s evil twin.” Jun responded with a head shake.
“Nino has an evil twin?”
“Yeah. You wouldn’t think he had an evil twin, seeing as he’s bad enough on his own but…there you are. Nino accidentally messed with one of Aiba’s experiments, and voila! Evil perverted twin.”
Jun felt Sho shudder a little at that. “Make sure I never go near one of Aiba’s experiments.”
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It wasn’t until the next day when another mission against the Beast was called in that Jun realized Nino, Aiba, and Ohno hadn’t defeated him like he’d thought.
Nino exited Aiba’s room looking groggy and rumpled shortly after the mission call, and Jun immediately attacked.
“You guys didn’t defeat the Beast?! What the hell were you doing?” Jun asked, incredulous.
“What, a guy can’t give in to his hormones? You know what he does to people!” Nino retorted.
“Nino, you’re immune to him.” Jun emphasized every word.
“Yes, I’m immune to his hormones, but I’m not immune to his suggestions! I mean, if you had been me, with Ohno all tied up like that, and the Beast making such enticing ideas about Aiba and feathers and Ohno with the rope…” Nino trailed off, dreamily.
“Stop. Stop. Stop. Forget it. I don’t want to know.” Jun said, fingers pinching the bridge of his nose, a pained expression on his face. “Just go back in there, wake up the other two, and we’ll go finish him for good. It will take all of us to stop him.”
“Are you suggesting a group orgy later?” Nino said slyly.
In response, Jun put his palm on Nino’s face and shoved him away, hard.
“Just sayin’, I wouldn’t mind is all…”
Together, they were all able to defeat the Beast, although it took immense self control and few hard whacks from Jun’s ring covered hands.
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Once back at the ARASHI headquarters, Jun began to pull off his outfit and was halfway undressed when Sho slipped into his room, closing the door behind him.
“What are you doing?” Jun asked, startled, as Sho hurried over to kiss Jun deeply, full on the mouth.
They broke apart, and Jun stood frozen. “Are you hurt? Do you need me to heal you?”
“No. I just…with all the near death experiences and...damn it, Jun, I need you. It took all I had not to ravage you right there in front of all of Tokyo, and honestly I’m not even sure if the Beast had anything to do with it.”
“Oh. Well then.”
Jun pushed Sho back so that he fell on the bed, and Jun settled himself above him. He kissed him hard as Sho arched into him, hands roaming over Jun’s exposed chest and back. Jun strategically placed his knee between Sho’s legs, pressing in, earning an electrifying moan from Sho, and if anyone knew electricity, it was Jun.
“I’ve been dreaming of this since I first saw you.” Sho gasped.
“Me too.”
“Then why do we still have clothes on?”
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It wasn’t until the afternoon of the next day that the pair realized they had missed a mission. Needless to say, it was not the last time it happened -- especially if Jun had rope.
But they didn’t really care.