Meme time~

[knows_remorse]

* SCREW * MARRY * KILL *

♥ 1. Post a comment with all of your muses (even if it's just one!)
♥ 2. Respond to other people's comments with who your muse (or even you the mun) would screw, marry, and kill (for the younger kids it can be kiss rather than screw). You can have more than one choice~
♥ OR! 3. Give a muse a list of three people and

Comments

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[lethal_smile]

Zelos, Hakkai, and... idk Sheena.

[redcladidealist]

Zelos: Fff, Lloyd and Zelos are pretty much already a married couple. Only, you know, without the sex and kissing.

Although there have been times when Lloyd's been tempted to kill him, too~

Hakkai: At this point in time, I'd have to say Lloyd is closest to killing Hakkai. Mostly because Hakkai won the auction, which caused a lot of grief for him. ;3 Option two would have to be screwing/kissing, because he's already "married," kthnx~

Sheena: He canonically all but proposes to her~ Besides, Sheena's a life saver, letting him sleep with stay with her while he's in the doghouse with Zelos. And since he isn't getting any from Zelos...

Well, who could blame him if he sought comfort in the arms of his female friend?

[lethal_smile]

Ah, I see.

Hakkai and Zelos will both end up getting killed then. Hakkai, for being an ass, and Zelos, for not giving Lloyd any.

[redcladidealist]

Lloyd just needs to break free from this loveless marriage. Zelos is driving him to drink and sleep with other women. ;A; Zelos needs to quit toying with his heart and just divorce him already, so that Zelos can be with his lover, Hakkai, and Lloyd can find someone who is willing to fulfill his needs~ Then he wouldn't have to compete with Hakkai for Zelos's affection and he wouldn't have to kill either one. :D

[lethal_smile]

Poor Lloyd. ;_; Ah, but Hakkai would never want to break up their marriage~! All old married couples want to kill each other occasionally, right? It's a sign of how close they are. ♥

Anyway, I don't know how well any of that will work with Zelos still being in denial about his own gayness.

[redcladidealist]

Hmm. What this problem needs is a threesome. If Lloyd and Hakkai work together, surely they can break down Zelos's resistance to the idea of being gay~

YOU READ MY MIND

[lethal_smile]

...why am I even typing anymore? We're both on the same wavelength!

Haha, great minds...

[redcladidealist]

We're just that amazing~

[lethal_smile]

Great minds think alike... and so do perverted ones.