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soulsymmetrical May 25 2011, 06:57:36 UTC
[staring.

......staring.

................staring.

OKAY HE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. He knew it was part of the costume, and there were other people who are far worse, but. ....but..... ......SHE WAS PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL EXCEPT FOR TWO THINGS.]

Must you wear that eye patch?? And that bandana-it would be better if you had the tail behind your head rather than from the side!

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lacrosseracket May 25 2011, 07:12:14 UTC
[KID HDU INSULT THE EYEPATCH OF BADASSERY. D: Hime will just glance at him in disbelief with a mouth full of cornbread.]

But how can I be a dashing pirate captain without an eye patch?! And this bandanna goes well with my scarf from this angle! Plus, it'll look weird if I tie it from the back!

[Yes, she's still wearing her scarf. Fortunately wrapped around her neck symmetrically.]

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soulsymmetrical May 25 2011, 07:14:20 UTC
[MAYBE IF IT WAS SYMMETRICAL.]

And don't talk with your mouth full! [it's like dealing with Patti.]

But it looks all wrong! And you could have it tied on both ends!

[DON'T MAKE HIM COME OVER THERE.]

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lacrosseracket May 25 2011, 07:25:36 UTC
[Oh, crap. Where were her manners? She pauses to swallow her food before arguing back.]

That would look even stupider. Why are you making such a huge fuss about it, anyway?!

[BRING IT, REAPER BOY :|]

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soulsymmetrical May 25 2011, 08:24:44 UTC
It's not symmetrical! It's completely off balanced!! And your hat is tilted 1.25 degrees far too much to the right!! And that button-aaaah I should just fix this myself!

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lacrosseracket May 25 2011, 16:04:21 UTC
[Oookay. You have visibly freaked out Hime. She'll just... Instinctively take one step away from him.]

... Please don't touch me.

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soulsymmetrical May 25 2011, 21:47:41 UTC
[this is hard.

deep breaths. deep brea-okay he'll be distracting himself by rearranging all the food so that it's perfectly symmetrical instead.]

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