Man, my staff seargant was right about the army. It gives you an advantage over the law. I've had my first experiance with that bonus tonight. Went to a stroke benefit 'party/show' at some girls house for her birthday, it was kind of strange because a 70-something old woman tapped the keg and poured my cup first. So after about seven or eight keg ( Read more... )

"...at night, we build a fire, sit around it and eat MRE's, smoke, and bullshit. Tell lies about women... talk about dumb shit we've done. Tell war stories, tell stories about the mission we just did. Talk about how much tommorow is gonna suck. we bond. These are the times when your becoming brothers, and getting to know your pals. You all smell, ( Read more... )

I must thank Todd, for his hospitality while I was under the influence. You and your friends fucking rock. I don't know about that jamie lee curtis girl though, i didn't really talk with her ( Read more... )

The sesation thumb sucking ( Read more... )

Guys night out, bitches.

( Screw girls tonight! I just want to dance! )

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