Humor me.
You know guys, I don't know if I can take this anymore. My parents suck soooo much, they make me cry myself to sleep every night. I can't wait until I can run away and become a crack addict, maybe then my life will change for the better. The guy I like doesn't like me, hell he doesnt even know me because I've never talked to him and only seen him once, but I'm still head over heels in love.
God, my hampster died today, I don't know if I can take the pain and torment anymore. My life is hard knock. Everyone else has got it good, god theyre so perfect, I mean, I got a B+ on my paper! I bet everyone else got an A. I'm such a failure, and my friends hate me. I'm such a slut, even though I've never gone past second base. GEEZ, I can't date marilyn manson, will sum 1 go out wif me?
So, today, this guy named Reginald said I was fat. I am! I'm so fat, I weigh like 87 pounds! I'm going to starve myself, and only drink slimfast so my friends will know that I'm having a rough time.
Oh my god, I wanna call DSS, my brother wont stop calling me emo. Holy shit, why does everyone hate me so much? I can't take this anymore god, I think I'm going to end it all.
To all my so called friends, this is your fault, you ruined my life and forced me to do this! Now I'm gonna go OD on three tylenol. GOD. I cant take this.