Weirdest thing ever just happened. I woke up from a nap and sat up, and went cough-sneeze-huccup-cough-sneeze-hiccup like eight times.

Hey, look at this, its me, updating my journal.
Update update update.
Where should I begin?
How about nowhere. Fuck my personal life.
Fuck that, man. Fuck that.

If the weather doesn't cool down soon, I'm moving to Alaska.

Hey, look, its my old friend insomnia.

Whats the fastest way to get deoderent marks out of a black shirt? Color over it with a black sharpie! :D

I need absolutely everything on this web site.
But I must have this immediately.

guy 1: oh man, its freezing out here.
guy 2: we can change that, I'll light a fire.
*Stomp stomp stomp* *Leaves rustle*
Thing: Alo!
guy 1: wait a minute...
guy 2: arent you...?
thing: wee! i am bigfoot!

LMFAO

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Become a mail-order bride.

Get your resolution here

Mother: Marina, what do you want for Christmas?
Me: penguin.
Mother: What?
Me: P-E-N-G-U-I-N!
Mother: *walks away shaking head*

Dear President Bush,
It is truly regrettable that my associates and I must inform you of the following, however;

All your base are belong to us

Sincerely,
Lenore and Marina