i want to fly away but i'm stuck on the ground...(my life story)

[somebodysbaby21]

my new year's resolutions, bitches:

• meet and befriend POSH & BECKS and bring a friend with me (imagine it! we could stage a high stakes plan involving kidnapping BECKS for our own sexual pleasures, and luring POSH into Marc Jacobs: the ultimate distraction, we could probably trap her in a bag...hm.)
• find JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and beat him with a whip,

Comments

[jaded_rhapsody]

This is cute! :)

[problemgurl]

OMGGGG I just died lmaoing! This is the best set of resolutions I've read from anyone. Well done! If you need any help with those Russell Brand conquests.... you have my number!

[somebodysbaby21]

LOL HAHA. actually, i think i'll be keeping him to myself, you understand, ;)

[problemgurl]

Well actually, Russell just saw that he was the first feature on NYCW and has already sent me a few sexy texts and I will be joining him shortly. So I bet you`re sorry you just said that =) Don`t worry, I`ll steal a pair of his pants for you.

[somebodysbaby21]

considering that he was has been the subject of numerous blogs of mine, i have been the recipient of MANY a "sexy text", and more to come for that matter. as for his pants, i don't know how on earth you plan on doing that, when i have confiscated them all. we simply have no need for them...and other clothes for that matter...;)