You smell like lake cumb erland

Maybe mj wasn't a pedophile, maybe he was just an alien

I'm gonna stab your boyfriend. Don't use the good kitchen knives

Sunday at 11

There are ugly strippers? I could be a crappy ugly stripper

Tmrw is my one month. I don't know if I'm gonna make it. If I didn't feel like I'd be letting people down, I'd already have done it. :)

Sun 730 1130
Mon
Tue 330 930
Wed 430 930
Thu 3 9
Fri
Sat 430 1030

RIP my blackjack. I gave another phone a diet soda bath. :( I need a vacation

I'm a yes person and you're raising m in a no environment

That was totally ahooka blow job.