I made an album that chronicles our relationship to date. I'm also going to write a conceptual 'guide' to accompany it. What creative and heart-felt thing have you crafted about me lately? Huh, ya jerk?

An erotic act consisting of an individual who quickly removes all their clothing and then puts each garment back on one at a time in a sensual manner, usually to music. The act may include "Stage Props" such as a fireman's poll, a feather boa, or an upright vacuum cleaner. Generally performed to stimulate the sexual faculties of the viewer's mind ( Read more... )

I think I found the best example. I call you at 3:20am because you're not home, you text me while you're phone is ringing telling me you're fine. I hang up and call again, you ignore the call and text to say you're tired. You don't answer where you are and won't take my call.

-You snooped through my private parts--my laptop. Then, you lied and said you didn't when questioned ( Read more... )

BISHOP ALLEN!!!!

MARCH 23rd in Gainesville -OR- MARCH 24th in Atlanta!!

Of course, when you roll with D-Bo, you roll or slide and ride in style! I'll probably stay the night at the decided location in a Hilton, which means great rates all around.

WHO'S COMING WITH ME!? C'MON, PARTY PEEPS, IT'S AN ADVENTURE!

www.bishopallen.com

Aloof.

In Ivory ( Read more... )

Life is clever, and cures us.

I don't know what to say.

I sent this e-mail to an old friend tonight ( Read more... )