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Feb 22, 2010 13:00

Hizumi enquired earlier as to my preferences, in no uncertain terms ( Read more... )

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malikishtar1223 February 23 2010, 02:29:52 UTC

You... desire your piano?

You sick mother-fucker. Or piano-fucker. Take your pick.

malikishtar1223 February 23 2010, 22:33:09 UTC

If you're not that fast, then why are you considered a world-famous piano player? I mean, jeez, if you can't jerk off and play piano at the same time, then you're not as talented as I was led to believe. I guess the world's got low standards. *mock exasperated sigh*

somedriedfish February 23 2010, 22:34:29 UTC

[Small twitch]

If you think you can do better, then by all means.

malikishtar1223 February 23 2010, 22:35:28 UTC

If the world's got low standards for piano players, I don't want to be one.

somedriedfish February 24 2010, 00:10:51 UTC

You seemed quite content on raising them before this. [more deadpan] If you lack the stamina, Maurice Ravel has composed a Piano Concerto for the Left Hand.

malikishtar1223 February 24 2010, 00:26:58 UTC

*smiles mockingly* Y'know, it's funner using both hands. Oh wait, you probably don't know.

somedriedfish February 24 2010, 00:31:22 UTC

[he knows what you're doing, Malik. Don't try to outsmart the genius boy. He's got a slight guilty twinge of hope that Kanon doesn't see it, though]

To play piano, I'll assume? I'd agree. Though nothing really replaces practice...

malikishtar1223 February 24 2010, 00:36:00 UTC

*doesn't realize Eyes has already figured him out* No, you moron! To masturbate! Bet you've never done that in your life, huh? And you call yourself a man....

somedriedfish February 24 2010, 00:37:42 UTC

[expecting that]

I don't find it necessary to practice being a man in my case.

malikishtar1223 February 24 2010, 00:40:21 UTC

*makes a insulted face* It's not practice- it's proving.

somedriedfish February 24 2010, 00:42:30 UTC

[mildly:]
It can't be helped that some feel it necessary to prove themselves more than others, then.

I'd suggest less publicizing on your part.

malikishtar1223 February 24 2010, 00:49:04 UTC

I meant proving to yourself you're a man, not anyone else. If you weren't such a girl, you'd know. (That was a low blow anyway. Have you no shame? No compassion for others of your gender?)

somedriedfish February 24 2010, 00:55:41 UTC

Might I point out you began this discussion with a blow at my masculinity, and a question of whether or not I've fetishized my choice of profession?

I doubt that gives you the ability to dictate the terms or standards of masculinity in general.

It certainly gives you no reason to call for generosity on my part, in taking such abuse without comment. Were I to ask you to do the same, you'd insult me further for the gesture.

malikishtar1223 February 24 2010, 00:57:28 UTC

*winks mockingly, blowing off the comment* Damn right I would!

somedriedfish February 24 2010, 01:09:03 UTC

Then you shouldn't expect differing behavior. I'm perhaps more patient than you, but it's no more pleasant for me to be insulted.

If you have any further senseless derogatory comment about my presumed sexual habits, then I suggest you finish them here.

malikishtar1223 February 24 2010, 01:11:41 UTC

Ah... no, I think I stated my case.

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