I know I haven't posted to this thing in over a year, but I have a very important discovery to share with all of you.
I had an epiphany recently. Lowly Worm, of Richard Scarry children's book fame, is the original hipster.
Observe. Vintage hat, skinny jeans, bow tie, one Van sneaker (despite not having any feet; it's like wearing glasses when you have perfect vision), and in the process of poorly busting a move:
He also has a sweet fixie:
A biofuel car:
And a thing for local food:
And let's not forget the obsessive devotion to Apple products.
Lowly Worm: underground before it was cool.