What can you do?

Apr 21, 2005 01:22

I want the things I'm not supposed to have.

I try to be as alluring as possible, but then act like it came naturally.

I get drunk to the point of blacking out. Frequently.

I can put my ankles behind my ears.

I'm really proctastinating on an annotated bibliography.

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WHOA!!! hookanator April 21 2005, 12:24:42 UTC
so uh.... is the ankles behind the ears thing a metaphore(sp?) for you like sex? or can you actually do that? cause that is a trick I can't imagine.... get ahold of me again since you haven't seen or talked to me for any real period of time in like a week and a half and I know you must be missing me alot by now

later lovely

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Re: WHOA!!! somehow_charm April 21 2005, 14:51:44 UTC
no i'm serious i can physically put my ankles behind my ears.

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Re: WHOA!!! hookanator April 21 2005, 17:15:34 UTC
now that is something I gotta see... and do you think its something you could teach? maybe uh... too uh... ...Deb?

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Flex tigerdancer78 April 23 2005, 08:34:26 UTC
I can almost do that. I figure after having a baby 7 months ago, being able to "almost" do that is pretty damn good! I'm bored here, man. Call me.

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Hey, dude! tigerdancer78 April 23 2005, 20:12:18 UTC
Sorry to use your livejournal as a message board for you, but PLEASE check your hotmail email immediately! You NEED to call me in the morning (Sunday morning) around 8-9am. Check your email...you'll see why!

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Been there, Blacked out. touch_of_lust April 26 2005, 18:24:51 UTC
You need exercise.

One of my friends from back home took pictures of his girlfriend naked with her ankles behind her ears. I really hate you for making me recall that!

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Must be a 22 thing somehow_charm April 27 2005, 22:00:07 UTC
Too busy right now to exercise. After exams are done, however, count me in.

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Julio Cesar anonymous April 29 2005, 15:43:02 UTC
HI AUDREY, SORRY ´CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE SEND TO YOU SOME E-MAIL'S, IT´S BECAUSE MY CAMPUTER IS STILL BROKE, SO YOU GOT A JOB!!!! IT´S PRETTY GOOD!! ALL THAT YOU WANTED, DON'T YOU?? I´M WORKING A LOT AT HALLIBURTON, BY THE WAY TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, I´M HOPING THAT MY FRIENDS GIVE A SURPRISE BARBECUE!!! YES, I´M VERY HAPPY TODAY!!! I GONNA DRINK A LOT TONIGHT, TO GETTING DRUNK! HAHAHA, SO THA´S ALL TODAY,

HOPE HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, I MISS YOU GIRL!!!

JC

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